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Seriously or Sirius Lee?

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Seriously Sirius

"Why do you hate your name?" James Potter asked the black-haired boy sitting across from him on the train to Hogwarts. "Because I would rather be named Rose," the boy rolled his grey eyes sarcastically. "But seriously, what is your name?" James asked persistently. "That's just it," the boy said, as if that made sense. "What's just it?" James was now very confused. "My name. You just said it." The black-haired boy looked at him seriously. Seriously. That was it, James realized. This poor boy's name was Seriously. What were his parents thinking? "Seriously?" He asked. Seriously looked back at him seriously. "You're being serious with me?" James asked. "I'm always Sirius. I'm Sirius with everybody, not just you. I've been Sirius since the day I was born." James noticed a difference in the way his new friend said his name, than the way James had been saying it. It was small, but it was there. "Ok, um, tell me your name and then spell it, " James said, "Because I'm a little confused." "Sirius Lee Black. S-i-r-i-u-s, "Sirius spelled exasperatedly. "Ohhhhhh. Now I get it," James said, then grinned and said, "Seriously." Poor Sirius just shook his head. His whole life had been full of introductions like that.