It all started when a new girl came to Free Country USA. Marzipan knew there were two ways it could go depending on several factors: She could have a new friend if their personalities were similar, or there would be a big fight if their personalities clashed, or were too similar.

"Hi, my name's Marzipan. I like to play my guitar, dig in my garden and eat a strict vegetarian diet," she said as she approached the corn dog-shaped figure with cotton-candy hair. The girl smiled.

"I'm The Hurricane. Where can I get a decent tofu snowcone with soybean flavoring?" she asked. Marzipan's eyes lit up.

"I think you and I are going to get along great!" she squealed, hugging the other girl as best as she could without any visible arms. As The Hurricane returned the embrace, Homestar and Strong Bad walked by.

"Holy cwap!" Homestar fell over, tears gushing from his eyes. "Oh, Marzipan, all this time and you were never gonna tell me?!" Then, as suddenly as they appeared the tears stopped. "Though it does explain why you keep dwessing like dudes for Halloween."

"Oh, man, I can't decide whether that's hot or just horrifying," Strong Bad groaned. "I need some serious Blue drink, man."

The boys ran away, and The Hurricane blinked.

"What was that all about?"

"Oh, that was just Homestar Runner and Strong Bad. Homestar's kind of my on and off boyfriend and Strong Bad's kind of my on and off friend," Marzipan said. "And they're both kind of stupid."

A grin spread across The Hurricane's face.

"Maybe not that stupid."

Marzipan blushed, then grinned, then blushed again.

"Well, I'm always open to new things! Unless they involve meat or killing small animals."

Somewhere on the other side of Free Country, Coach Z gave a long, tortured moan from a combination of athlete's foot and reasons yet unknown to him.

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Don't know who the Hurricane is? Check out the Rejected Character's page of the H*R wiki that won't allow me to properly link. :) A strange combination of things inspired this (don't worry, a sugar high was not involved): the "Why Come Only One Girl?" special, Homestar's comment about Marzipan constantly dressing as guys for Halloween, and my love of femslashy things and crack pairings.