Messing with the witch.

(I don't own left 4dead or their characters ECT.)

"Hey my name is Bozo and these are my friends L.J., Nathan, and my wife Pica. we barricaded ourselves up on the top of this building, but that isn't important we're up here because of this witch that is down below us-" "Bozo just tell them what were doing." L.J. snapped "ok, ok." "we're up here because we like to mess with the witches, today we will be throwing things at her." Item 1: loose change. "I don't think she'll like that" said Nathan "shut up you ass, no one was asking you!" Bozo said back.

The Witch's p.o.v. -----

"I was just sitting on a side walk enjoying a good cry when suddentley something hit me on the head I stood up ready to shank a bitch but when I looked around for a bitch to shank no one was around. *BING* then some thing hit me again. I looked up to see some mother fuckers throwing coins at me." P.o.v over------

"I'm gonna murder you dick heads!" the witch screamed. "oh shit" yelled bozo "quick get her with the whole damn bucket." So they poured the entire thing of coins on her.--- now is probably the best time to tell you bozo is a dumb retard---. Well obviously showering the witch in loose change didn't stop her, but it did piss her off real bad "hrmm, this look a shit lot better on paper"

bozo Said. "Its ok guys we're barricade in so well." Nathan said just then the witch came blowin' through the barricades, she grabbed Nathan and fucked him up. *lost a testicle 15G* "shut up X-Box I don't want your damn aceivment!" yelled Nathan *fuck you bastard-15G* " no Im sorry X-box ill keep the points. *You had your chace-15G* "goddamnit"*Nathan has been kicked from game* *SPLAT* the witches head went all over the floor.

*cr0wned 15G* "sweetness" said L.J. "Pica pica!" said Pica with her first line of the story "what the hell did she just say?" said L.J. "some thing about your mom" said bozo "hey you think any one actually enjoyed this story?"

Bozo asked "doubt it the writer sucks" L.J. answered.

Writer: ow what was that for!

LJ: well you do.

Writer: that's it take this

Ctrl alt delete

*LJ has been kicked and banned. All his Microsoft points have been removed ,his gamer score is now 00 his account is now deleted. Thank you and have a nice day.*

*To be continued 30G*