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Okay so I've had this on my computer probably since last year and I had honestly forgotten all about it until now. So here it is.

Touch Me Softly

By

SayuriKuchiki

Chapter One: First Impressions

Miroku walked down the hall quietly, looking around surveying what was to be his temporary home. He walked into his room and the iron bars slammed shut behind him; he was in prison.

He looked around and soon discovered he'd be sharing the small cell with another person; a bunk bed sat upside the wall with a toilet not too far away. He climbed up to the top bunk and sat down for a few minutes to reflect on what had gotten him there in the first place. His thinking was cut short as the door opened and another man walked in, not saying anything the other man just stared at him for a few seconds before speaking.

"You're in my bunk" he said angrily.

"I don't see a name on it anywhere, therefore it must not be yours" Miroku stated refusing to move.

"Listen ass wipe I've been in this shit hole longer than you have and ever since I been here that has been my bunk, so get your ass out of it before I drag your ass out of it and if I have to do that I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta of ya"

"Fine, if you're that obsessed with it, you can have it"

Miroku jumped down and slid into the lower bunk. It seemed a lot smaller because of the top bunk. Miroku was beginning to feel the onset of claustrophobia due to the small living conditions, anxiety, and just the thought of sharing a cell with such a nasty guy.

"Watcha in for?" asked the other guy.

"I don't tell anything to anyone I don't know by name" Miroku responded

"Well forgive me" he stated sarcastically "name's Inuyasha, now you're name"

"I suppose that's fair; it's Miroku and the reason I'm in is for armed robbery"

"Yeah right. You don't come to this place just for armed robbery, you did somethin' else"

"Fine; I had sex with this woman and she claimed that I raped her, robbed her, and tried to kill her. I did not rape or try to kill her."

"That's what they all say"

Miroku looked into an adjacent cell and saw two guys playing a game of poker; one of which looked remarkably like his roommate.

"So why are you here?" Miroku asked

"Me, my brother, and our friend Koga robbed a bank and shot a few people. That's them over there, the ones playin' poker."

Miroku laid back on his bunk with his hands folded behind his head. 'Great I'm in prison and I'm sharing a cell with a murderer; that's just great and what's worse no women. I don't know if I can survive without being around a pretty girl, no asses to grab, no breasts, no sex; oh God just kill me now.'

The sounds of whistling snapped Miroku out of his thoughts. Inuyasha jumped off his bunk and walked over to the door, Miroku quickly followed him anxious to see what the commotion was all about.

"What's going on?" Miroku asked.

"That" replied Inuyasha pointing.

Just then Miroku saw the attention getter. A gorgeous woman with long brown hair and the most gorgeous pair of legs he had ever laid eyes on. If she looked that good with clothes on he could only imagine what she must look like naked.

"Damn; please tell me she's an inmate"

"Wrong, dumbass; that's Sango and she's a cop. She ain't the lady to mess with; watch this. Yo Sango what kind of panties you got on today; I prefer none or thongs, thongs are good too."

"Burn in hell Inuyasha" she shouted back.

"With you around it's hot enough already; who needs hell"

"Fine then fuck you"

"If you ever need help with that fucking part call me, you know where I live"

She walked through the bared doors and Miroku's eyes followed every sway of her hips. He turned and glared at Inuyasha who by now had situated himself back on the top bunk.

"You like her?" Miroku asked

"Who Sango? Shit no, I gotta girl waitin' for me on the outside. Me and Sango have been friends since preschool, I just like to mess with her head, besides fucking her would be like fucking my sister and that's just wrong;. She'll take shit from me, Sesshomaru, and Koga but she don't take shit from nobody else, she'll bust their balls."

Miroku sat down on a chair in the right corner of their cell and let out a huge sigh. Inuyasha sat up and glared at him.

"What the hell is your problem? I've seen girls sigh less then you do. Wait a minute; you ain't gay or bisexual are nothin' are ya? I don't play that shit. They ain't nothin' wrong with it I just don't play that." Inuyasha inquired.

"I'm not gay and I'm not bi; I love women, I love sex, I love sex with women. With her walking down this hall everyday I don't think I can take it. I live for those three little letters S-E-X; I can't survive without it."

"Well you're gonna have to" came a female voice "This is prison honey, not he Holiday Inn; you don't always get what you want and S-E-X is not something you're going to get in here unless you become somebody's prison bitch and I really don't think you want that."

Upon seeing Sango standing at the barred door of his cell Miroku made his way over to her and smiled his best smile.

"I won't have to be anyone's prison bitch, I mean I'm a man and you're a woman and I would really love to see what's under that uniform" Miroku said looking Sango up and down.

'What a dumbass' Inuyasha thought as he rolled his eyes.

"I bet you would but what makes you think you're worth my time?"

"I've gotten nothing but compliments from the women who I have pleasured over the years; none of them have ever left dissatisfied."

"Hookers and transvestites don't count. Listen horn dog you're new here so I don't expect you to understand the rules, my rules; don't mess with me and unless you're wearing a police uniform or on the outside with money you're not gonna see what's under this uniform" she stated waking off.

Miroku turned around to the sounds of Inuyasha clapping.

"Bravo! You just won dumbass of the year. Here is your award." Inuyasha stated holding up a roll of toilet tissue. "Would you like to say a few words to your fans?"

"Ya I'll say something. Sango plays by her rules and I play by mine and I always win"

End Chapter 1

AN: Well there you have it the first chapter, be sure to leave me a review and tell me what you think.