A/N: One word. Silly.
Q: What is your opinion on the Heartless?
.:Sora:.
They're evil, evil creatures threatening the well-being of human…err…and other creature kind. They're out to destroy the worlds. Their existence is formed by some bad dude I don't know, hell-bent on taking over the worlds with darkness. Again, I don't know who or why. All I know is that I was chosen to stop them, and have set out to do that. (Along with finding my lost friends and winning a few tournaments)
I have a few allies. One being a jungle man who can't speak any English and sometimes makes me strangely uncomfortable due to the fact that he only wears a loin cloth and always seems to stare at you with an odd look. Another one being some arrogant headed dude clad in all green, hangs out with fairies and small children, and thinks he's the coolest guy in the world when actually he isn't because he's a jerk and doesn't want to help me really. The next guy is freaking tall and looks like a mix between and skeleton and a toy! He has a stitched up mouth and hollow eyes. He's friends with some crazy scientist who has a hold of almost every body part. (Which causes me to wonder, what exactly DOES he do in his spare time?)
A few others consist of a big hairy beast, a purple striped cat that talks in riddles and pisses me off to NO END. Some hero guy that I could honestly care less about because…I just don't, okay? And last, but certainly not least (maybe…) a long-eared dog who has a bit of an annoying laugh and REALLY needs to stop saying 'Gawrsh' and a ill-tempered duck who wears no pants. (It irks me so, even a big hairy beast wears pants!) But, yeah, to put it short:
Heartless. Evil. I must stop. End of story.
R: Thank you for your time.
A/N: I hope no one is offended, I LOVE the Disney characters! But this is supposed to be everyone's opinion, a bit OOC, and, well, just silly. Mind reviewing nicely? (This is going to be chaptered, the other chapters with be all the other character's opinions. Hopefully this will be updated everyday)
Btw, this title means The Heartless Opinion