Author's Note
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park Trey Parker and Matt Stone do.
Cartman was always jealous of Stan, Token and any boys who approached the love of his life, Wendy Testaburger. Why? Maybe because she was one of the 5 top hottest girls in South Park High. Not just because of that, because Wendy was the only girl that understood him.
They both were 16 in that time and both confused of each other. Cartman started to get these feeling towards her when Wendy kisses him that faithful day back in the third grade. Her lips were as soft as cotton and enjoyed every minute of it. Cartman describes as a feminist hippie, but deep down he calls her the goddess of his heart.
Wendy on the other hand she does not like Eric Cartman. He was a racist, greedy, sadistic, fatass. But Wendy started to notice a change in him. It started in middle school around the middle of 8th grade.
Wendy was looking at Cartman with a furious look on her face.
"How could you be such a bastard?" Wendy's face was red as lava.
"Shut your mouth, Ho!" Cartman yelled. "It's not we had a chance of winning, those kids were Chinese anyway."
"Uhh, you're such a racist asshole. I hate working with you. Why don't you just go kill yourself no one would miss you!" Wendy was screaming her lungs out. Of course no one can hear her. They were alone in Stark's Pond.
"Your just saying that because we lost to some Chinese," Cartman made a grin on chubby face,
"No, I'm serious! You don't take it seriously; you think this is a joke. When Mr. Monroe put us together I was about to suicide myself. In fact you only want the money, I have to do all the work." Cartman grin erased of his face when he heard this from Wendy. Now he was afraid Wendy was going to kill him.
Wendy stood there with her fists clenched almost ready to punch Cartman. She stood there legs wobbling as she falls to the ground. Her yellow skinny jeans get soaked with the snow. Wendy unleashes some tears, but refuses to let them out. Cartman notices and stands to get close up to Wendy.
He bends down to where Wendy is sitting and grabs her chin with his fat fingers. He looks in her eyes and see's her beautiful chocolate eyes. He grabs Wendy's small waist and pushes her in his big body. He passionately hugs her.
"I guaranteed nothing." Cartman voice made a chilling air in Wendy's ear.
It was when high school is when he decides to change. He lost weight, about 40 pounds and took care of himself. He's hair was no longer under a hat like always, but still kept him hair messy which made him a bit attracting. He was on the debate team with Wendy, Token and Gregory. Usually Wendy and Cartman were always together when fighting with the opposing team.
Wendy on the other side her hair was black and beautiful as always. Size 2 and weighed a 115 pounds. She broke up with Stan in the end of 9th grade when Stan told her he was gay. They still remained as friends, but a little sad to find out that her first love left her for his best friend. Wendy was a single now and boys were lining up to her, but she only likes one boy in particular. It was Eric Cartman.
Wendy was afraid to love Cartman. First who could love that asshole, two he was racist, and three very unattractive. When high school started those facts became in to opinions as they became into lies. When the girls saw the new Eric Cartman they were astonished. Some of them even asked him out. Though he was also in search of his goddess and queen, Wendy Testaburger.
"What are you doing fatass?" Kyle asked his skinny yet chubby friend, Cartman. Kyle knew Cartman will start one of his shenanigans to help him win 10 million dollars.
"Ahh, prepare to see Jewfag," Cartman said to his redheaded friend. Cartman wasn't a racist, but for Kyle it was an exception. Cartman always made fun of him and Stan for being a couple, but they didn't care. Cartman pulled out a book on Kama Sutra. Kyle stood there eyes widen.
"What is that?" Kyle asked. He was confusing then he noticed Cartman was going to give it to him.
"Here Kyle, for you and Stan," He handed it to Kyle "when you guys get lonely you can you this."
Kyle hated how Cartman treated him and Stan just for being gay. Now Kyle and Stan aren't virgins anymore and had sex before. The whole school knew since Cartman and Kenny went and told it to the whole school. The girls blushed while the boys were disgusted.
"Goddamnit Cartman!" Kyle was furious he threw it back to Cartman which landed on his head.
"Brrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg" the bell ringed. The students rushed to their destinations. Cartman was left alone in the halls grabbing his books as quick as he can. He runs to the science room when he runs into Wendy.
"Ughh, Watch it Jerk!" The dark beauty yelled. She dropped all her books as she fell to the ground.
"You watch it, Ho!" Cartman yelled as he dropped his books also mixing them up with the girls'. Wendy soon recognized that beautiful voice and looked up to see Cartman. He was sexy as ever she thought. Cartman's caramel eyes met up with Wendy's chocolate eyes. Wendy immediately looks away blushing not to look at him.
"I'm sorry I didn't see you;" Wendy said quietly, "see ya!" She went running off and never to be seen. Cartman was a bit confused. I know she wants me, Cartman thought making a smirk on his face. When He picks up his books he notices that these aren't his books. Wendy has his books and homework. He picks them up and starts running to the class. He managed to get in time to find a seat. It was next to Wendy.
Wendy stood there blushing and starring at the open seat. Cartman walks slyly to the seat without starring at Wendy. Wendy could smell his cologne which started to turn her on. Wendy blushes even more that teacher noticed.
"Wendy, do you need to go to the Nurses' office." Mr. Monroe asked.
Wendy has never been embarrassed in her life like that. All the students turned around to look at her even Cartman. Cartman just giving a sexy look on his face.
"No, Sir," Wendy stutters. Great, she though, now I sound like Butters.
Finally stood all night up writing it. I'm fucking sleepy anyways enjoy? Next chapter tomorrow.
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