Bus stop.
Stan, Kyle and Kenny are bored; then Cartman appears.
Kyle: Hello, fatso.
Stan: You look so bad today.
Eric: Hello, boys. Poor sleep at night.
Kyle: Apparently there was so much chicken skin again?
Stan: Yeah, you sort of lost weight.
Kyle: Yes, a dozen or so pounds - but still not noticeable.
Stan, Kyle and Kenny laugh.
Eric: Boys, you are so funny...
Stan: It is strange, what's happen with Cartman?
Kyle: He is so polite.
Eric: You are, of course, funny, but your stupid jokes already got bored.
Stan: Yeah, before he would have offered you shut up your jewish mouth.
Kenny: Maybe he is evil Cartman from a parallel universe?
Kyle: No, unlike. He was smart.
Eric: Shut up your jewish mouth!
Stan: No, it's our Cartman - exactly.
Eric: Boys, do you have homework in math?
Kyle: But now he is unlike again.
Eric: Kyle, I'm kind of question asked.
Kyle: You are stupid ass. Firstly, I do not do homework, and secondly, even if I did, I would not give it to you, because I hate you.
Eric: Why?
Kyle: Because you're racist and anti-Semite.
Eric: No, why do you not do homework?
Kyle: Because my mother is Sheila Broflovski. If get a "D-" for non-homework - she organizes all over South Park campaign for the dismiss of Mr. Garrison, then - all over the Colorado campaign to abolish homework, then all the United States - a campaign to abolish ratings.
Stan: It is terrible to even suggest what she would do upon arriving at the rostrum of the UN.
Eric: Yes, it is evident – she will be pounding by his shoe on the podium and promise to make it hot for everyone.
Kyle (incredulously): How do you know?
Eric: I saw on TV - there some bald guy plays her.
Kenny: He was Nikita Khrushev, stupid ass!
Eric: No matter - I'm not going to remember the actors of the secondary roles. Bruce Willis is still steeper - and too bald.
Kyle: Cartman, you're a fool.
Eric (suddenly seriously): I know, Kyle. But remember my words - this will change very soon, and most radically.
Stan: What's with him?
Kyle: Maybe overeat?
Stan: And not have enough sleep?
Kenny: Or not have enough eat and sleep over?
General laugh.
Stan: There are no girls who could like such fatass.
Eric: We'll see.