That BITCH. That fucking bitch. I fucking hate Granger. She's so smart, and I'm so incredibly stupid. That bitch…….

I bang my head on the wall as I mutter words under my breath. I have no one to blame but myself, but yelling at her sure feels good. I should have known something was up…. That bitch.

Ever since Voldemort put that stupid immortality spell over all of his favorite Death Eaters, including me, I knew that the Dumbledore would find some way around it. And they have. But I received the memo a morning too late…

FLASHBACK

It is 10 in the morning, and Draco rolls over in bed. There is someone there beside him. Confused, he groggily opens his eyes and stares at her. Recognition fills his head as the memories of last night float by.

FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK

At the end of Potions class, the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's last class of the day, Snape asked Draco and Hermione to stay back. Once everyone had left, he told the two that the hospital wing was running low on some important potions. Snape didn't have time to make them, but he would give Hermione and Draco 100 extra credit points each if they would come in tonight and make the potions. They both agreed.

So Hermione and Draco met at around 9:00 that night in the dungeons, and quietly went to work on the list that Snape had left for them. At Midnight, when they were almost finished, Hermione walked over to Draco, stood on her tiptoes and whispered in his ear "I wish you weren't in Slytherin. You have such a nice body."

Draco was taken aback by this comment, but he couldn't help but reply "And just how much do you know about nice bodies?"

"Well, I know that Cedric Diggory had an awesome one. Too bad he died. Harry is just ok, Ron is revolting, Dean is ok, Fred and George were horrible separately, but together they were heaven…"

Draco's mind was reeling with all of this information. Was it really possible that bookworm Granger could have done this many guys? And it sounded like the list goes on… And was she seriously coming onto him? He didn't mind it… Hell, he would probably take her up on her offer; it's been awhile since he got a good lay…

His thoughts were cut off by Hermione wrapping her tongue around his ear. Forgetting all reason, he decided to give his body what it wanted: her. He moved his head, and his mouth found hers. Moving around, he managed to walk over to wall, and pressed Hermione up against it, while pressing himself onto her. Moaning, she took her mouth away from his and said "Not here… what if Snape comes back?"

So Draco grabbed her hand, and together they ran down the hallway to his private room. Having rich parents helped. He closed the door, did a special charm to lock it, and turned around to Hermione, who was staring at his room in amazement. With only one thing on his mind, Draco said "You can look around later. Let's do what we came here to do." Pushing her on the bed, Draco started kissing her again, while undressing her and himself…

END OF FLASHBACK IN A FLASHBACK

Draco was left with the sweet memories of last night as the morning sunlight came in on him. He shook Hermione gently, and she woke up. "Wow… last night was great? Care to try again?" Hermione just smiled and nodded.

A couple hours later, while they were just lying there together, Draco suddenly sat up and went "SHIT! Hermione, you did remember to do a charm so that you wouldn't get pregnant, right?" "Of course. Do I seem stupid to you?" She replied. Draco sighed in relief and dropped back down on the bed.

END FLASHBACK

My only question now is: Why didn't I see it coming?