A/N: Ello everyone! This is my first story on this site ^_^ My name is Lili :D I would really like a Beta for this story! Since I just started the site I know no one T_T Please message me if your interested (better yet, leave it in the review :D) Oh, I also try and read every review I get! Unless I get like 200 reviews on one story O_O like that will happen XD now the reason I'm not going to the beta section is because I'm kinda shy :3 so, anyone wanna step up?

Thoughts

Dark side of Zetsu (if he appears O_O)

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters! Nor any of the products that appear! That goes for the whole story!

Warning: Contains yaoi, shounen-ai, ooc, language, random use of Japanese (they are demanded to learn it in this school :3), and suggestive themes :D

Chapter 1- Why me, un? (Deidara's POV)

Here we are again, for the third time this year. My first day of school. Sigh. I approach the front school courtyard* .

I was wearing black skinny jeans, a Fall out boy t-shirt two sizes too big (which made it hard to tell I had no boobs) , and converse high tops. I consider myself average looking long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and curves for a guy. Most people call me girly, or Barbie.

I quickly find the principle's office with little to no difficulty. I open the door and there's a blonde busty woman behind the desk.

"Ah! You must be Deidara! I'm Tsunade, welcome to Iwa high!" Tsunade said smiling. Beside her was a red-head (when I said red, I mean blood red) with muddy brown eyes, and a smirk plastered on his lips.

"This is Sasori, he will be showing you around today. Here's your schedule, you both have the same one. Now off you go!" I didn't trust her already, she had mischief glowing in her eyes. He almost mirrored her. It was starting to freak me out!

Sasori stood up and gestured me to follow. I quickly smile and say thanks to Tsunade and follow him. When we were in the crowded halls, he quickly pins me against a random locker. With his hands on either side of my head, and leans down and whispers "As you heard, I'm Sasori. Welcome to Iwa high," and let me go. I could already tell he thought I was a girl.

I sigh as he starts to walk again. The smirk still on his face. I walk next to him. We arrive at first period and I walk in. I immediately go to the back. When I'm in the last row, he slides in the seat I'm about to take. I roll my eyes and turn on my heels. As soon as I do this, I feel a vice grip on my hip pull me down. 95% sure he thought I was a girl now. I was certain I was blushing madly now. Now I could see from the corner of my eye he looked like the cat from Alice in wonderland.

A group of kids all came in at once. About six or seven of them. They all walked back to our corner. I was still blushing like crazy, and a white haired man smirked at this. He had lilac eyes and a pendant that had a circle with a upside down triangle. He took the seat to the left of us. Barney (my nickname for him, because of his eyes) kept eyeing me like a piece of meat. It was seriously creeping me out. The next one was blue. With gills. Captain planet Sat in front of us. The only girl I could notice at first glance was Ms. Rosé, who was with piercing mc. Doogle. They sat in front of captain planet. A stitched up man with Christmas colored eye followed behind, and sat beside Barney. The last one in was a hyper-active boy with orange sunglasses. Pumpkin sat beside Ms. Rosé.*

"Who's the newbie?" Piercing mc Doogle asked with a raised eyebrow at me. I'm still just sitting here blushing madly,

"Hm? Oh, this is Deidara. I have to show her around today. But she can stay awhile, right Pein?" Oh, his name was Pein. Peincing mc Doogle now. Peincing had hypnotic eyes, that just seem to go on forever. But they were a cloudy grey.

"Fine fine, we will introduce ourselves at lunch, OK?" Peincing rolled his eyes and chatted with Mrs. Rosé.

I didn't even notice when he snaked his arms around my waist. I did notice though when he started to rub my thigh ever-so slightly.

"Nya! Let me go! Pervert!" I started to squirm, and no one paid attention. He just holds me tighter. Lucky for me the teacher came in.

"Akasuna! Let her go!" He sighed and gave be one last squeeze. But let me go non the less. I quickly ran to the other side of the room. Getting glares and such from the girls.

My god this was going to be one very long day.

* This school has more than one courtyard :3

*Can you guess which one was which? And which two members I left out? If you answer right in your review you will give me a quote and I will use it! All you have to do is tell me the right answer then tell me your quote and character!

Okay, not too bad, right? Could have been worse :P I could have made Deidara kick sasori's balls in the locker part XD

Please review! First person to review on my first story gets a little some thing something ;) I shall message you what it is, if you're the first person!

On a last note, flames are for cookies, you use them to bake. Mmmk?