Do I mind you?
Three days ago.
Hi I am Shinji, just your every day fuck up and star wars fan.
People perceive me to be a quite and polite boy. Well there half right and half wrong.
Truth be told. I have had the ability to activate over sixty percent of my brain for a couple of minutes any more then a couple of minutes I start to get dizzy and and disoriented, which gives me the power to trick the minds of people with out a very high intellect. The person with the highest intelligence I was able to manipulate had an intellect of a hundred and sixty.
Well anyway three days ago I arrived at Tokyo Three and got my ass handed to me by a big mother fucker as I recall, but apparently I won, after a day in recovery I got set up with a shitty little apartment and a fucked up flat mate Misato.
But there was no problem I couldn't fix with a little mind manipulation. Misato is intelligent but not intelligent enough, she will make a fine puppet.
The Current Day
Shinji got up from his bed and looked at his small little room.
I don't fucking think so, I am not staying in this room for another night.
Shinji got up and dressed, He then walked in to the hall way to receive a most nasty beak to the groin.
MOTHERFUCKER!
Shinji screamed, Misato ran to find Shinji staggering around with his hand over his groin and a very entertained penguin.
"What happened? Are you ok?" Asked Misato.
"Your bird attacked me" shouted Shinji.
"What PenPen? You must be mistaken." Said Misato in disbelief.
"Yes PenPen, why would you have a penguin anyway"? Said Shinji in pain.
"Well everybody needs someone to talk to." Said Misato sadly.
Shinji sighed.
"Ok never mind" said Shinji in a frustrated tone.
"Well now that out of the way we need to get to school."
"School?" Shinji said in surprise.
"Yes everybody needs to go to school."
"I am not going, well not to day." Shinji said In a dominating tone.
"Its not your choice Shinji, your father told me to take you. And so I will." Misato ordered in a superior tone of voice.
Its time puppet.
Shinji looked at Misato and activated the rest of his brain. And told her what was going to happen.
First you are going to ring my father and tell him that I went to school. After that you will go to work like normal and ask my father for a bigger apartment, also when I say I am not doing something you will not bug me on it. Do you understand?
"Yes I understand."
After that Shinji powered down his brain to normal and Misato said.
"Well off to work after ringing your father and telling him that you have gone to school."
"Ok."
A couple of minutes later Misato was out the door and off to work,
"Now to explore this shit hole." Shinji said to himself.
Shinji looked through the house finding loads of junk including girly magazines and ready meals that could kill a rat. But what surprised him was that he came across a 45.calibre pistol.
Seeing this gave Shinji a devilish grin and he thought.
I think its time for PenPen to have an accident.