DISCLAIMER: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes. If I did, it would still be going now. This story is based on a book Calvin wrote in one of his stories, and it's short because I don't think Calvin would write a long novel. Thank you, and read on!
CALVIN, THE ADVENTURES OF A BOY WHOSE EXPLOITS PANICKED A NATION
When Calvin was three, he got a flamethrower for my birthday. It was his most prized possession. When Calvin was five, he built a super robot that got rid of his parents. Calvin now owned the house. He used his flamethrower and stole a car to get to his locations. He drove to Washington DC and tried to threaten the president.
The president didn't listen, so Calvin used his flamethrower and set fire to Washington DC. The FBI and CIA and all the other big organizations with capitals came after Calvin, but he burnt them to a crisp with his flamethrower. The newspapers all declared that Calvin now was in control, because no one could stop him.
Pandemonium filled the streets as all army weapons became Calvin's toys, and taxes were raised 90. Washington Monument was replaced with a life-size statue of Calvin. Calvin sent armies into other nations and conquered them all! The people yelled for Calvin to stop, but Calvin threw them in jail. Calvin ruled the world! And Calvin lived happily ever after forever as supreme dictator of the world!
"Now to submit this to the New York Times." Calvin said, glancing over his page. "MOM! DO WE HAVE ANY ENVELOPES?"