My first fan fiction ever! Please review. (Inuyasha does not belong to me, but to the lucky Miss Takahashii!)
Kagome you wench! It shouldn't take this long to bathe at a hot spring!
"Eh Miroku, when will the fish be done? I'm starving." Spoke the half dog demon.
"Inuyasha, patience. They should be done in at least 5 more minutes. " the perverted monk replied.
Kagome hurry! I need Ninja Food or I'll die! Damnit!
"Shippo! When did Sang and Kagome leave?" exclaimed the annoyed hanyou.
"A minute ago" replied the cute fox demon. "And can you please stop fidgeting?"
"I NEED FOOD SHIPPO!"
Inuyasha's hand flung itself towards Kagome's ginormous yellow backpack. Tearing it open and shifting through its contents hurriedly.
What's this? Thought Inuyasha, looking over a blue wrapped item.
Curious, Inuyasha ripped open the packaging with his claws.
The item inside was smooth and cool. It had a string in the middle protruding from what looked to be cotton in the middle of the smooth substance.
Forgetting about the Ninja Food, Inuyasha tried sticking it in his mouth. Biting down he realized he couldn't eat it because it was way too hard. He then attempted to stick it up his nose, mouth, and ear.
What could this be!
"What's that?" questioned Shippo.
"I don't know I found it in Kagome bag." Replied Inuyasha, scratching his head in wonder.
"If it's Kagome's she may get mad. And we all know what happens when she gets mad." Shippo said smiling.
Just then Kagome bursts through the woods with Sango into the clearing they were using to camp out in.
"OH MY GOD INUYASHA WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!"Screeched Kagome.
"Uh I found it while looking for Ninja Food"
"…SIT!"
"OW! KAGOME!" Screamed Inuyasha going face first through the dirt.
"That's my tampon!"
"What's that?" Inuyasha was now very interested.
"?"
"Tell me!"
"Fine. Then never look through my bag again!"
"Deal!"
"You know how girls bleed regularly?"
"Uhh."
"These are stuck up there to absorb the blood in my time." Her face turning red from embarrassment as she explains.
"WHAT!"
Kagome reaches up into Inuyasha's hair and pries the tampon from his ear.
"Look at Inuyasha's face."
"It is quite funny" Sango and Miroku whisper in each other's ear. Taking advantage of this position, Miroku strokes Sango's butt.
"YOU NASTY PERVERT!"
SMACK!
"So you stick that in your-"
"Yes,"
"EW!"
That'll teach him not to go through my stuff. Of course the one he had isn't used, but I won't tell him that.