Give me my ball back, bitch
STAN: Give me my ball back, bitch
MIKE: No, and I'm proud to be one ^-^
STAN: A least I get some bitchs every night
MIKE: who says I don't? They just might not be the you think. *smirk*
STAN: no sorry I don't date virgins
MIKE: Who said I was a virgin? (silently wondering what made him think about dating)
STAN: AIDS!
MIKE: . . .? *glare* . . . Fine. *tackles Stan*
STAN: sorry please don't touch me I don't want AIDs or STDs thank you, come again madam
MIKE: *continues* you're not getting away that easy. *rips off Stan's shirt*
STAN: Whoa no need to be gay now :whole school laughs their asses off:
MIKE: *continues* *proceeds to Stan's pants* :some females in the room scream:
STAN: Whoa no need to suck on my penis now
MIKE: Good idea... *smirk* *licks lips* :more screaming:
STAN: whoa I see white stuff
MIKE: But I haven't even started yet...
STAN: Woo la la la I never had I virgin suck on my penis before
MIKE: *growl* I'm not a virgin
STAN: What?
MIKE: What? *looks up with big eyes*
STAN: ummmm... you have sperm on your mouth and get the fuck off me?
MIKE: *nibbles*
STAN: eww I don't like this…
MIKE: You sure? *looks down* I think you're enjoying it quite well. *looks back up*
STAN: um no and I have aids
MIKE: I have an inherited trait that prevents me from getting aids *continues*
STAN: WAIT! *in a small voice* you know we're still in the lunchroom, right?
MIKE: I know
STAN: Then why don't you stop..?
MIKE: Because you taste good :even more screaming:
STAN: . . . *slight blush*
TEACHER: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
:everyone looks at the teacher that just came in:
MIKE: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm sucking him off.
STAN: DON'T JUST SAY THAT!
MIKE: why?
STAN: ...
TEACHER: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT? AND IN THE LUNCHROOM NO LESS!
MIKE: whoa, nice use of capital letters teach!
STAN: umm... Can you get him off me?
TEACHER: of course *grabs mike and tries to pull him off*
MIKE: NO WAY! *holds on tightly to Stan*
STAN: l... Let go!
MIKE: *glares slightly at Stan then gives the ultimate death glare to the
Teacher* no.. *stretches up to Stan's neck and nibbles on it*
STAN: s.. Stop that...
MIKE: *whispers* meet me later?
STAN: *whispers too* f... Fine, where..? When?
MIKE: *still whispering* after school at the basketball club room. There's no practice today, right?
STAN: y... Yah
MIKE: *gets up after zipping Stan's pants* see you later! *leaves lunchroom*
TEACHER: WAIT! MIKE! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?
MIKE: *starts running down the hall*
TEACHER: *runs after him*
STAN: *is still sitting motionlessly in complete shock along with the rest of the school*
The rest of the day was full of gossip about how the two hottest guys in the school are gay.
:DURING LAST PERIOD:
Stan was fidgeting and looking at Mike over his shoulder the whole period.
Mike was smiling like an idiot the whole time.
The females were gossiping and looking at them the whole time.
The teacher was pissed.
:AFTER THE LAST BELL:
STAN: *gets up and races to the club room at full speed*
MIKE: *chuckles and follows at a lesser pace*
:IN CLUB ROOM:
STAN: where is he..? *has been waiting for almost 10 minutes*
MIKE: *opens door* Miss me?
STAN: *tackle-hugs mike to the floor and starts kissing him. Hard.*
MIKE: *is a little disoriented* *they break for air* w.. Whoa... *feels something Hard pushing on his leg* *smirks* *moves leg*
STAN: *whimpers*
MIKE: this is going to be fun...
:NEXT DAY:
:everyone is staring:
STAN: LET GO DAMMIT!
MIKE: never. *is holding Stan's hand*
STAN: *whispering* bu.. But people are staring~!
MIKE: you'll live. You lived though yesterday didn't you? *is smiling his ass off*
STAN: *extreme blush* b.. But that was... *looks at his feet* :all the female students who heard it screamed in excitement:
STAN: you're so cute! *pulls Stan in and kisses him earning more exited screams and some blushes even from the guys*