Here we are, longing to be doctors, We're the cuties of the EMS Station
Here we work, helping those to survive when their hurt with the
best of equipment
And here we are, we're the cuties of the EMS Station,
Here we work, helping those through survival
We're hoping to help you live in this world
I am a teenager, I have seen more blood then most
We're too cute to be true, no man is our equal
We're are the future doctors of the world!
Longing to be docs, the cuties of the station
Hoping and praying, getting out of paper work
Tyler wants Val's love, but he won't take a stand
We're here to be the cuties of the EMS station!
Most adults don't understand, their lives could one day rest in our
hands
Oooh, ooooh, oooh
Teens talk about us, tell us we're a bunch of freaks
We're the ones that will go far, we'll be making millions
while they make peanuts
With our EMT certifications held high
Only Jamie passed the test the first time
We don't care if people talk about us, we hear it everyday
But we'll prove them wrong, if it's the last thing we do!
Yeah, yeah, alright! Watch that ambulance fly!
Stop, that was a hurt kid!
Here we are, longing to be doctors. We're the cuties of the EMS Station
Here at the station we belong
Longing to be docs, Cuties of the EMS Station, hoping and
trying
Got your life in my hands
Jamie wants Caitie's love, and maybe HE'LL make his stand
We were born to be the cuties of the EMS station!
Alrighty, here's another Mad Cow original, 'We're Crashing', to the tune of SR-71's 'Right Now'.
He screech around like he's insane
Very small pinkish planes
Believe we do know pain
When Hank's the driver!
So what if he's our leader?
We're caught in an eggbeater
Hope St. Peter ain't our greeter
When Hank's the driver!
Why you drive like you are high
Knock us down Val now has a black eye
Figured you may be certified
But you drive like you're one messed up guy.
You used to be my best friend
Trusted you until the end
But I fear for my life
When you're the driver
I once gave you my trust
Now fear is just the crust
In your car I learned you cuss-oh shit
We're crashing
I used to have all my limbs
He screech around like he's insane
Very small pinkish planes
Believe we do know pain
When Hank's the driver!
Why you drive like you are high
Knock us down Val now has a black eye
Figured you may be certified
But you drive like you're one messed up guy.
Hi Everybody! This is the Childe of Darkness herself, Darkchilde, coming at you LIVE from In a Downbeat Central! (Or you know, whatever it's called). My very good friend and fellow in mate at the asylum, Mad Cow, agreed to let me interview Mr. Jamie Waite! Woo hoo!! (And it's not even my birthday!) Hi Jamie, it's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you too.
So, getting right to my first question--when are you going to ask out Caitie?
Uh...Caitie's just my friend. I don't want to ask her out.
Liar!! I can TELL! You LIKE HER! YOU LIKE HER!
*looks sorta scared* Umm...well, I do like her, but not like that. She's just my friend.
*DC crosses arms over chest and pouts, her lower lip quivering* Not FAIR! how come none of the couples *I* like never get together!? *shakes herself out of depression* But anyway...hey, does this mean your single?
Uh, actually, yes I am.
SO, what do you look for in a girl? I know that all those single ladies out there are just dying to know!
Well, I want a girl that I can be friend with first, some one who understand me, and I can have a good time with.
AND HOW EXACTLY IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU HAVE WITH CAITIE!?!?
Okay, I'm sorry, but your totally freaking me out with this whole me and Caitie being a couple thing. I think I'm going to go now...
Wait!! You haven't told me if you were going to ask her out yet!! *door slams* Oh, grrr! He's gone! And I didn't even get to ask him if he liked slightly TALLER brunettes either! *pouts again* Oh well! Join me next time when I get to (hopefully) interview Caitie Roth! (Well, that is, if Mad Cow lets me do this again!) Until then, this is Darkchilde, the Childe of Darkness, signing off! Up next, we've got a song by Mad Cow, 'We Try To Save Lives', to the Tune of Vertical Horizon's 'Everything You Want'. Adieu!
Somewhere there's sirens
And we're pulling in
To save the lives of someone who's hurt
We always try hard
But sometimes we fail
But we do our best anyway
But despite our work and our care
Sometime there are ones that we can't save
We cry and we sob
Sob and wait for the echoes of sirens for our next call
We try to save lives
We try to good
And live our lives the way teenagers should
We drive our ambulance all through the night
If you say we need a life, I don't know why.
We're waiting to put
Our fractured lives together
It seems that everything else's on hold
There's always another
Call that's just hover
There's always time for another accident today
We try to save lives
We try to good
And live our lives the way teenagers should
We drive our ambulance all through the night
If you say we need a life, I don't know why.
We'll just sit tight
Stay awake takes might
It's only one less hour to sleep
And we just do right
There's no sleep tonight
And hope we'll have time in the morn
Out of the station
Onto the open road
Past the place
Of the MVA
I never did notice, but I still hide away
The echoes of children we didn't save
We try to save lives
We try to good
It's impossible to live our lives the way teenagers should
We drive our ambulance all through the night
If you say we need a life, I don't know why.
I have no
Life
Before we have some more songs, lets have a commerical, eh?
Do you have anything you want to submit? Anything at all, a song, a parody, an interivew, a shout out, pointless rambling, an ad? Send it in to vladimirthedancinghampster...I need anything you've got!
Fan Fiction Writer: Man, I'm tired
Reader: This mouse makes my hand hurt
Narrator: Is life just wearing you down? Well never fear, Tyler's
Mommie's Homemade Cookies are just the thing! You can use them for anything
and everything. To eat, a doorstop, a coaster, a paperweight! The possibilites
are endless!
Fan Fic Writer: But what about my pesky little sister? She's always
messing up my things!
Narrator: Now we have Tyler's Mommie's Homemade Cookie Dough! Perfect
for throwing at siblings, using as a pillow, eating...they even make cool
bracelets!
Reader: Wow! I need to get me some of Tyler's Mommie's Homemade
Cookies!
Fan Fic Writer: Me too!
Don't ask. That's all I have to say. Don't ask. Anyway, here's another great song from your friend and mine, Darkchilde, 'Ow! I Broke it Again!' To the tune of Britney Spear's 'Oops! I Did It Again!'
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
I think I broke it again
Tripped over my feet, now my arm's got a funny bend
Oh man...
I think my wrist's crushed
I really hope it's not serious!
Quick someone call the EMT's to help me
Ouchie ouchie!
OWWW! I broke it again!
I stepped on the cat, and fell on my hand
Oh kitty, kitty
Oww! I'm in real pain!
Can some one help me?
Call... an... ambulance!
You see, my problem is this
I'm a really big klutz,
And that's dangerous, cause my insurance won't pay!
I cry, as the ambulance arrives
And three cute guys climb out
Hello! I broke my arm...
Could please help me?
Whoa baby...
OWWW! I broke it again!
I stepped on the cat, and fell on my hand
Oh kitty, kitty
Oww! I'm in real pain!
Can some one help me?
Call... an... ambulance!
"Okay, let's load her up!"
"Here miss, we're going to give you this pain reliever."
"Oh my gosh...I love you, really, I love you."
"Ma'am, could you please let go of my neck?"
"She's just grateful Jamie."
"Yeah, that's it! Grateful!"
"But I'm having a hard time *erck* breathing!"
OWWW! I broke my arm again!
But three cute guys really saved me
Owww! I like being a klutz now,
Cause these three are EMTs!
OWWW! I broke it again!
I stepped on the cat, and fell on my hand
Oh kitty, kitty
Oww! I'm in real pain!
Can some one help me?
Call... an... ambulance!
Alrighty folks, here's the moment you've all been waiting for (not).
Here's Mad Cow with her version of the Meaty Cheesy Boy's song 'Ultimate
Cheeseburger', 'Ultimate EMT'
Boy, you know there's one thing I love
But it's not you I'm thinking of
I want to see a hot EMT!
Break some ribs!
E MT E MT E and that's it
Boy you know they're in sexy suits
And they won't come until we call
I'm not lyin', I hear sirens, meant to satisify
I'm sure you'd understand it better
If you broke your wrist like I
Maybe someday I'll want you back
But until then, boy please
I'm begging you to go so I can see my EMT!
When I say E you say MT
E!
MT!
E!
MT!
Boy I know you're a Scientologist
But I'll get medical help until the end
If I can just see the hot EMTs
E MT E MT E and that's it
I'd break my wrist if it could mean I could get one kiss
I'm not lyin', I hear sirens, meant to satisify
I'm sure you'd understand it better
If you broke your wrist like I
Maybe someday I'll want you back
But until then, boy please
I'm begging you to go so I can see my EMT!
When I say E you say MT
E!
MT!
E!
MT!
You're a sexy guy
Don't get me wrong
I'd want you back
But with EMTs my heart belongs
I'm not lyin', I hear sirens, meant to satisify
I'm sure you'd understand it better
If you broke your wrist like I
Maybe someday I'll want you back
But until then, boy please
I'm begging you to go so I can see my EMT!
When I say E you say MT
E!
MT!
E!
MT!
Hum de dum. If anyone has actually ever heard that song, don't expect
the tunes to match up, because I've never actually heard the song, just
read the lyrics! :D Before I go on with the next song, I'd like to make
a quick announcement: I lost all of the e-mails from people who wanted
the invite to Bleacher Junkies N Pretty Perfects...if you sent one to me
and haven't recieved an invite, please e-mail me again! Thankee! :D
Anyway it's been fun, but I have to leave you now (hey, there's six
songs! I broke last time's record...maybe next time, if more people send
stuff in *hint, hint* I can shoot for seven!). Up next we've got Darkchilde's
"I Still Haven't Found the EMT I'm Looking For' to the tune of U2's "I
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" This is Mad Cow signing off...BLEACHER
JUNKIES RULE!!
I have looked through every window
I have run from scary dogs
Only to find my EMT
Only to find my EMT
I have bleed
I have called 911
I have scaled Kingsport's walls
Only to find my EMT
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
I want to kiss his sexy lips
I want to be healed at his fingertips
He's a real hottie
Oh he's my desire
I have asked all I have seen
I wanna know where that cutie pie is
He warms up my nights
I wish he'd kiss me until I was out cold
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
I know I'll find him someday
He can't hide forever, and then we'll be one
Then we'll be one
Oh, he can't run forever
I'll break into his house
And wrap him in chains
Oh I'll lock him in my basement
Of my house
Of my house
You know I'll do it!
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
But I still haven't found that gorgeous EMT I'm looking for
Comming up next time: A Parody of Fastball's 'You're an Ocean', hopefully
someone besides Darkchilde will submit (Not that I don't love your stuff,
DC!), and Darkchilde will interview Caitie...be afraid...be VERY afraid!
MWHAHA! MWHAHA! MWHAHAHA-*cough, cough*