Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto so um… don't try to sue me please.
Warning: If you don't like the couple Shika/Tema then stop reading. Oh and Sasuke is back from his little adventure with Orochimaru. You can email me for the whole story and plot of how he escaped. Oh well actually I'll just post it on fanfiction.
RU- By the way, I kinda made fun of Naruto's English catch-phrase, believe it. So if you like Believe it, DO NOT READ!
A/N: I took this off to revise a few things.
Well if you decided to keep reading, ENJOY!
"Alright!" screamed Naruto, "Let's get this party started!"
"How troublesome…" Shikamaru sighed using his favorite word, troublesome.
"Naruto you need to calm down. We're only going to visit Kakashi-sensei in the infirmary." Choji stated.
Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, and Naruto walked down Konoha's crowded streets heading for the Konoha Hospital where, as Choji just stated, they were going to give Kakashi-sensei a little visit.
"Eh? Kakashi-sensei, you can't be serious! What about Sasuke-teme?" bellowed Naruto.
"Naruto, Sasuke has to go too. Listen, I don't know a lot about the mission. All I know is that it's an A ranked and all of you, including Sasuke, are going to the Sand Village to help the Kazekage's siblings. They plan to look for the Sand Treasure. If you want more information, ask Tsuande, she's in charge." explained Kakashi.
"We have to help Kankuro and Temari? What a scary and troublesome woman." Shikamaru complained.
"Let's go. We have to find Sasuke." Neji suggested.
The fearsome foursome waved goodbye to Kakashi and they headed out of the Hospital.
"Where do you think Sasuke-teme is hiding?" Naruto asked loudly.
"Naruto, if we knew where he was, would we be looking for him?" Neji asked sarcastically.
"Ehh…what do you mean by that Neji?" Naruto asked stupidly.
"Never mind. You are so stupid Naruto…" Neji muttered under his breath so Naruto couldn't hear.
A few hours later they found Sasuke sitting in an emo corner of an emo looking alley.
"Hey Sasuke-teme! Tsuande-baa-chan has a mission for us! It's A ranked and it's gonna be awesome! Believe it!" Naruto cried, pumping his fists into the air.
Sasuke looked up at Naruto and glared, "You're disrupting my emoness."
"Emoness? I'll show you emoness! Believe it!"
"Oh my god Naruto, stop saying believe it!" Neji complained like a teenage girl hearing important gossip news.
"Believe it!"
"This is getting so troublesome."
"Believe it Shikamaru!"
The guys finally got Naruto to stop saying "believe it" and got Sasuke, reluctantly, joined their team.
Now that Sasuke joined the group, they went to the Hokage's building to meet the rest of the team. Tenten, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura were waiting for them there.
"Hmmm. Everyone's here now. Good. Okay, your mission is A ranked so you can't fail this. Understood?" Everyone nodded except Naruto who shouted, "Believe Tsuande-baa-chan!"
"Okay…" Tsuande continued, "You have to go to the Sand Village to help Temari and Kankuro find a treasure. I know it's not usual that I have four girls and four boys to go on a mission together but I believe it is necessary."
"Ok…now I'm scared. I have to work with four annoying girls, a lazy ass a.k.a Shika, a fatso a.k.a Choji, and the worst ninja in the history of Konoha a.k.a Naruto." Sasuke whined like a little girl.
"Ehh!? What do you mean the worst ninja ever? I'll show you who is the worst ninja, Sasuke-teme! Believe it!"
Naruto charged at Sasuke with full speed and then suddenly stopped a few feet in front of Sasuke. Naruto looked behind him to see Shikamaru's shadow holding his legs.
"How troublesome Naruto."
"Hmph. I guess Shikamaru's Shadow Jutsu was useful for once." Neji smirked.
"Sigh, you are too troublesome to fight Neji."
"Stop it! You have to use teamwork to complete this mission. That's why it's A Ranked." Tsuande yelled at the ninjas.
"But, Hokage-sama, Neji can't work with no one!" Ino commented.
"Well Ino, at least I'm not on the South Konoha Diet! Or have bad grammar!" Neji countered.
"You wanna fight girly boy?"
"Girly boy?" Neji yelled, getting ready to do ninjustsu.
"Yeah, your hair is longer than a girl's!"
"G-g-guys…p-please d-don't f-f-fight…" Hinata stammered weakly.
"Hey! Don't tease Neji. He's the most awesome, coolest, bestest, strongest, cutes-," Tenten said.
"We know! Just shut up already!" Naruto interrupted.
"Gosh, TenTen you're obsessed!" Sakura teased.
"What about you and Sasuke-kun?" Tenten countered.
"IT'S NOT AN OBSESSION! IT'S CALLED A CRUSH!" Sakura screamed as she went to chase Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, aren't you happy we're on a mission together."
"Whatever Sakura. Just let me be emo."
"Whatever you say Sasuke-kun!"
"Neji-kun your hair is awesome! Don't listen to Ino!" Tenten cried.
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU TENTEN! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME!" Ino screamed at her.
" FINE! I'm going to my emo corner to suck my thumb and cry." Tenten said matter-of-factly.
While she was on her way there, Sasuke screamed, "Hey that's MY emo corner Tenten! Get out!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"I'm more emoer than you!" Sasuke teased.
"No way!" Tenten cried, "My mom said I was emo!" Suddenly, the whole room got quiet.
"Ummm, okay…," Shikamaru said, breaking the silence.
"I-I- I think w-we sh-should g-go…" Hinata suggested.
Silently, the team of eight people exited the Hokage's office. Tsuande leaned back in her chair and asked Shizune, "Why do I have a feeling deep down in my gut that this mission will be a failure?"
Well? How is was it? I know, it's not that good. Please review because if you don't, I won't write anymore. Yes, that's the way I am. Feel free to criticize. I don't mind because I want to make my story better. Thanks so much for reading. I love you all! Oh and if you're mad at me for making Sasuke emo, don't be. Cause Amber edited for me but I have to agree. Sasuke is awesomely emo!!
Thanks to my great editor, Randomness Unleased. You've helped me so much. Cries and hugs you
RU- I'm called a beta…. –sweatdrops-. Don't blame Joy for any of the editing mistakes there may be. Criticize me cause I'm the one doing it. Now if you want to criticize the plot go ahead…