The fic I was able to come up with in ten minutes

Tasuki: as you should all know, I am back.. unless of course you didn't read the third chapter of "The annoyance he can be!" half way down.. anyways...--
Xellos: My love, Mii-chan, has decided to...--
Tasuki: put MOI back in charge... aaanyways, this fic will be a short, ten-minutes-of-writing fic. a small challenge for Mii-chan.
Mii: and YEAH! I'm starring in this one! on to it...XELGA-BUNNY, START THE TIME!
Zel: bite me...
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Lina walked up to Minako and looked at her expression. "What's up?"
"Nothing, just thinking.. y'know, where to go...?" She answered quietly. Amelia's face shot up in front of her. "I know! let's go up!"
Minako gave her a puzzling look. "Up? where?" Amelia smiled and replied "anywhere that'll get us where we're going before *looks at the timer* 9 minutes is up!" Everyone laughed at her remark. Zelgadis sat down by a tree and Minako walked over to him. "What're you thinking about, Zel?" He ignored her so she stomped away agrily over to Xellos who was making fun of filia for sme odd reason. "Xellos, leave Filia alone and come talk to me for a while!" she protested, wanting to spend some quality time with her favorite Mazoku.
"But.. but.. but.." he whined. "Alright now, let's not go all theme-song-ish on me, kay? kay!" Minako walked over to Gourry with Xellos. "What in the 9 hells are you doing, Gourry?" Minako asked her. "I think he's drawing, mii-chan!" Xellos exclaimed.
"Yeah, I need to keep myself busy for the next *looks at the timer* 5 minutes." Gourry smiled. "Well, at least he can count.. Let's go something, Zel and Xel...!" they both looked at her. Zelgadis shook his head, clearly meaning 'NEVER'. Xellos disappeared, and a few seconds later re-appeared with none other than valgarv!
"YOU FUCKING FRUITCAKE!!!" he exclaimed.
"Can fruitcakes f--"
"don't you dare say it.. don't you DARE, you fucking freak... there's only 3 more minutes, hold it til then... just hold it..." Xellos nodded agreeingly.
Minako was furious.
"DAMN GUYS, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER, I WANT ATTENTION!!!!!!!" Everyone looked towards Minako and facefaulted when they saw the strange expression on her face..
"can fruitcakes fuck?" Xellos quickly slipped in the last minute.
Valgarv tried to pound him, but couldn't, cause time would be up in..
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Mii: MY COMP FROZE SO I COULDN'T CHECK THE TIME AND WHEN IT UNFROSE, THE LAST FEW SECONDS HAD ALREADY PASSED DAMMIT! ... aww well......
Xellos: I wuv you Val-ly-kun!!!!
Lina: i wont ask... I WILL NOT ask...
Mii: I will. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?.. oh, forget it, I hope you liked my pointless 10 minute fic, I think it turned out.. umm.. deranged, but that's MY opinion! SEE YA! XD! til' next time!!