I do not own Love Hina, which is owned by Ken Akamatsu. I do own my own OCs. After reading Snafu the Great's Revenge-fics, I decided to try my hand on a revenge fic of my own. Enjoy.

"KEITARO NO BAKA!!!"

Once again, the usual uproar was at the Hinata-Sou. Keitaro Urashima, the manager and usual victim of constant abuse, was now flying in LEO for something he didn't do.

"How did it come to this?" Keitaro asked himself.

Flashback:

Keitaro opened the front door and walked in, carrying grocery bags. "I hope the girls aren't awake just yet..."

He walked downstairs to see angry glares directed at him. "W-What's going on?" He cringed inwardly. "I think you know!" Kitsune hissed angrily.

"I knew you were vile, but not this vile, Urashima." Motoko growled her hand on his trusty blade.

"Come on, you guys! Can you please tell me what happened-" Keitaro was cut off as Naru walked in carrying a beaten and bloody Shinobu. "SHINOBU-CHAN! WHAT HAPPENED-" "STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU MONSTER!" Naru roared at him. Keitaro stepped back as he saw the look in Naru's eyes.

"Naru, please! I would never hurt her! Can't you see that?" Keitaro begged. "We saw her moaning your name at the foot of the stairs." Kitsune stood up and grabbed a beer bottle. "You sick, sadistic bastard!" She smashed the bottle on Keitaro's head. "ACK!" He held his head in pain, blood trickling down his forehead.

"Your barbaric actions will NOT go unpunished, you beast!" Motoko slammed her scabbard into his gut, sending him to the ground. Suu and Sara tag-teamed on Keitaro by smashing a vase and drop-kicking him at the same time. "Please... I didn't hurt her! You have to believe me..." Keitaro gasped out.

"Save your breath, you fucking bastard. I hope you drop dead in HELL!" Naru screamed out the last part as she cocked her fist in position. "NO! NARU, PLEASE!" The manager screamed. But it was to no avail as the red-head sent a powerful Naru-Punch to her target and sent him flying through the roof, to God-knows-where.

End Flash-back.

Keitaro sighed as he saw the ground coming closer and closer. He saw a building which was similar to the Hinata-sou. "What the-" He had never any time to finish his sentence as he crashed through the roof.

Meanwhile...

Hitomi Hitozaki was doing her morning martial-arts practices. "HI-YAH!" She smashed some bricks with her bare hands. "That was a good workout."

She walked into the living room and saw her friend Abi "Ebi" Kouda watching TV, drinking some Coke. "Hey, Ebi! What are you watching?" Hitomi flopped onto the sofa. "Some bad gaijin movie called, 'The Rocky Horror Show'." Ebi brushed her long dark hair aside and sighed.

POOF!

"KYAH!" Ebi and Hitomi screamed as Masako Benikawa appeared out of nowhere. "Good morning, everyone."

"DON'T DO THAT!" The duo shrieked at the kunoichi.

"Sorry." The blue-haired kunoichi bowed deeply as her long ponytail wagged side-to-side.

"Forget about it." Ebi waved her hand. "We're already used to it by now." The lazy, buxom girl sniffed the air as the smell of breakfast filled the room.

"Breakfast!" Hitomi ran into the dining room as Sayaka Endou was finishing setting everyone's food onto the table. "I hope everybody's hungry!" The young girl chirped.

Suddenly, Lai, the princess of SelaSela, which was the Kingdom of MolMol's enemy, ran into the room and plopped onto the chair.

"FOOD! YUMMY!" She was about to lunge into her plate when Sayaka took it from her. "GIMME MY FOOD!" Lai screeched.

"Not until you promise to eat like a normal person!" She scolded the child princess.

"HUMPH!" Lai crossed her arms. "Crazy brat." Ebi snorted. "What's going on?" Marie Beaumont asked as she walked down the stairs and entered the room.

"Lai's just acting like a kid again." Hitomi said between bites as Sayaka took her plate too. "HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED!" The brunette whined.

"Haha!" Ebi mocked as her plate was taken away as well. "DAMN IT!" Sayaka walked into the kitchen as Masako and Marie shook their heads and silently ate their breakfast.

"I wish we had a man around the house." Hitomi whined.

Little did she realize, her wish was about to be granted.

Keitaro suddenly fell through the ceiling and landed on the table in front of the girls.

"HOLY SHIT!" Ebi screamed in fright.

"WHO IS THAT?!" Marie screamed.

Masako drew out her kunai and looked at the stranger.

"Is he hurt?!" Hitomi shouted.

"What is going on- OH MY GOODNESS! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Sayaka gasped as she looked at the unconscious ronin.

Suddenly, Keitaro moaned as he got up and looked around. "Where am I?" He rubbed his head.

"He's awake!" Ebi cried out.

"Don't move! You might've broken something!" Sayaka rushed to him and checked him for injuries. There were none. The girls stared at him, in shock and awe.

"S-Shinobu-chan?" The Toudai ronin looked at Sayaka confusedly. "Huh? No, my name isn't Shinobu, It's Sayaka Endou." The young Shinobu look-alike blinked at Keitaro.

"Hitomi-neechan's wish came true!" Lai shouted. "Don't be stupid, Lai! I didn't wish for a guy falling from the sky!" Hitomi blushed.

Keitaro got up and looked at the girls. "My name is Keitaro Urashima. I'm sorry about this." He bowed to the group.

"Well, this is gonna be interesting..." Ebi smirked as the others sweatdropped.

To be continued.