"I sure am a big Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan," thought Javert, who looked exactly like a young Philip Quast. "It is a tragedy that I will kill myself shortly, many years before even the KTMA episodes will be produced."
Javert sighed. "Perhaps, for now, some romance!" He then had a brief fling with Eponine before she got shot, and it taught his heart to feel.
"Woe is me!" Javert said. He killed himself via drowning in the Seine, thus becoming a MSTie in the river.
The End (?)