Disclaimer: I do not own GI-Joe or McDonalds
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Charlie sighed as he stood in the drive-thru. Then he heard someone pull up.
"Welcome to Mcdonald's. May I take your order?"
"Yes, I'll have…"
"I go first! This I command!"
"Sir, would you like a minute to decide?"
Grumbling was heard over the speakers.
"Sir?"
Then someone sighed. "He said he'll take the cheeseburger happy meal. And he wants the spinning toy."
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Marlana groaned as she saw the crowd come into the restaurant. Then she blinked. Was that a metal face mask?
He turned toward a black haired woman. "What would you like my dear?"
"For you to shut up!"
He rubbed his fingers under her chin. "Come on. You know I only have thoughts for you."
Marlana rolled her eyes. "Are you ready to order?"
"Yes, I'll have a chicken breast…."
"WHAT!"
The metal faced man slowly backed up. "I mean a rib…"
The woman started growling.
"Dear?"
She screamed and tackled him and they started rolling around on the floor.
Marlana rubbed her eyes. Then blinked. "Excuse me sir, you shouldn't be fiddling with the ice cream maker. How did you get behind the counter anyway?
The weird looking man stared at her. "I'm a scientist. I need to check the consistency of this…"
A voice hissed from behind her. "We're hungry, Doctor Mindbender. Test new ways to kill later."
"Aw, but I want to."
"I'll buy you a cookie."
The man blinked. "With chocolate chip?"
Several people walked in at that point. "Look Shipwreck. We'll get you the toy, just shut up!"
Then they paused. "Cobra?"
Cobra Commander hissed. "GI-Joe."
Serpentor slammed through the door at the other end. "This is not what I ordered. Give me another, This I command!"
Marlana screamed as she and the rest of the employees ran out the back while gunfire broke out behind them. As they ran out the exit, they passed a car with two identical twins in it.
"So, What…"
"Shall we have?"
Then they spoke simultaneously. "Triple Cheeseburgers."