Chapter 1
"Hijikata-san, isn't it a bit concerning that Sou-chan doesn't have a girlfriend yet?" Mitsuba was sitting with Hijikata in his office. "I don't think that's weird." Hijikata replied because inside his mind he was thinking. "That sadist can get any woman he want that's why I'm happy he doesn't have any interest on anyone. It would be frightening for the other party if he did. " "Sou-chan is such a kind and charming boy so it's a bit surprising that he doesn't have someone special." Mitsuba is still concerned about his little brother and gave out a sigh every minute. While the one eavesdropping outside made his move.
"Is this a confession? Then, it's a 'no' because you're disgusting. " Kagura said sitting on the couch, nibbling a seaweed on her mouth. "Don't get ahead of your self, brat." Okita refuted. "Why of all people would you choose Kagura to be your pretend girlfriend, we can have Shinpachi crossdress, right here." Gintoki was sitting on his table, chugging a strawberry milk. "Why would you throw me into this situation?!" Shinpachi retorted while Kagura ran to the bathroom. She, throwing up, was heard even outside. Kagura slide the door shut while wiping her mouth. Then, she sat down on her seat "I'm sorry, Shinpachi imagining you crossdressing and getting all lovey dovey like a girl makes me ~brrgh~". Kagura tried to stop her barf. "You really are sick in the head."Shinpachi was irritated. "Danna, I'm choosing that airhead because it would be a big problem if I pretend dating someone smart, they would probably overthink and misunderstand." Okita said while sitting there, all relaxed. "Don't lump me in with those girls, I'm too much of an intellectual to misunderstand." Kagura retorted. "Just as I told you Danna, she's an airhead even her own stupidity she can't seem to notice." Sougo fought back. "I understand, it would be bad if Shinpachi misunderstood, his a virgin after all." "Why are you still throwing me on this situation Gin-san!" "I'll let you borrow Kagura if you have a reasonable amount to pay." Gintoki transacted. Okita put down a large sum of money on the table. "Gin-chan, why are you selling me to this bastard?!" "It's not selling, it's a rent for this month's rent." Gintoki counted the money he received. "I'm not gonna be fooled you're gonna use that money to play pachinko again." Gintoki stood up and gazed down on Kagura. "How did you know?..." The dark atmosphere suddenly vanished as he walked towards the door. "Don't worry I'll buy you seaweed when I hit it big." Gintoki waved the money on his hand, walked out and closed the door. "No! Don't do this to me Gin-chan." Kagura reached out her hand for the light thay was covered by the shutting of the door. Sorro-"Stop the over dramatization Narrator-san, it will fuel this brat's complete nonsense. Okita interrupted😩. "What are you callin' nonsense, you human trafficker!" Kagura was then lifted by Okita like a sack of rice. "I'll throw this garbage for a moment." "You're the garbage here so put me down!" Kagura kept hitting Okita's back while they leave the Yorozuya. "Sigh, I guess I'll clean this place one more time." Shinpachi fetched his broom. Sadaharu who was sleeping then woke up. "Oh! You're awake Sadaharu." Shinpachi gave Sadaharu his breakfast. "Arf?!" Sadaharu seems like his asking where his owner is. "Kagura has something to do, just hope that she would finish it without a problem." Shinpachi said to Sadaharu as he patted his head.
"Oh my! You have a very cute girlfriend, Sou-chan." Mitsuba said with Hijikata beside her in a family restaurant. "Her name is Kusora (Kuso糞meaning "shit") Aneue isn't it splendid nam-" Okita gritted his teeth after Kagura squashed his foot. "His wrong Annue, He likes to make stupid names because he himself is stupid." Kagura kept on squeeshing his foot without an ounce of worry in the world. "It is a secret that was kept from generations but my true name is Cao C-AHHH!" Okita slipped off his foot and turned the tides, stepping Kagura's foot with great force. Kagura was writhing in agony. " She likes to make up names for herself,Aneue." Okita kept the cutesy smile on his face. "Get off my foot, bastard you're making me sick." Kagura whispered to Okita. "Just shut up or do you want me to flatten your feet even further." Okita squeezed her foot even more. "Her name is Kagura from the Yorozuya." Hijikata can't take the delay so he just straight up said it. "Yorozuya? Where Gintoki-san is working?"Mitsuba asked and Hijikata nodded. "How splendid! You have many friend in Yorozuya, don't you Sou-chan?" Mitsuba was overjoyed and she looked at Kagura who was writhing in agony. " Kagura-chan, you must be really hungry right now. How about lets order something Hijikata-san?" A lot of food came to their table. Hijikata separated his share and pour a whole bottle of mayonnaise on top of it. While Mitsuba took out a Tabasco sauce and pour it at the top of the remaining dishes. The anticipation became a nightmare. Kagura looked at the Tabasco sauce being poured with utter shock and she kept sweating vigorously.