They call me Deadpool. I call myself, "The Deadpool, or 'Deadpoolman." This way I can have a song. Sung to the tune of the Amazing Spiderman. "Deadpoolman, Deadpoolman, does whatever a Deadpool can, catches thieves, any size, and makes them die, look out, here comes the Deadpoolman." That was horrible. For once I have to agree with the dumb side of your brain, that was bad. "Oh, shut up."