'Sup Demigods! This is my first ever Fanfiction, so it's going to be rubbish. Please don't hate, But I would appreciate help for making it even better! Also, please review. See If we could get 5 please!
Oh, and since I'm meant to have one, DISCLAIMER: Rick Riordan has refused my bid for ownership of all things Demigod-y, so they still belong to him.
Well, that's everything I have to say, so let's get the story started!
Yours in demigodishness and Jordan's new life
LesterPapadopalousFTW.
11th August 2018
OH MY GOD…s? I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW CRAZY MY LIFE JUST GOT. Well, probably best to start at the beginning. I was at high school, the lessons were boring (nothing different there) and I was anticipating lunch. Not because of lunch, but I wanted to hit the soccer field real bad. People always say I'm really competitive, but to me, I just want to win (and I usually do.)
The clock dragged itself on to 12:30, and the bell rang. That's the sound of me getting pumped up!Like usual, I was the first to the soccer field, and before long there were other people there. I heard them arguing about who got to be on my team, but I've never been able to listen to conversation for more than 2 seconds (that's ADHD for you) People really like being on my team. According to my buddy Danny, one guy even paid a QUARTER to be on my team. You can tell something's big when the money comes out.
We were halfway through the game when stuff got mad. One of the new kids, Troy, came up to me. "I can smell you, Half-Blood," he growled. By then he had leaned so close to me I could see up his very snotty nostrils, and that's an understatement. That was the moment I saw he only had one eye. Not like, he had an eyepatch over one like a pirate, but he literally had ONE EYE, in the middle of his forehead. To add to this, Danny took the liberty of screaming "Cyclops!" in my ear, which kicked off a flashback. That was probably the worst time to have one, but it was informative. I was in my classroom, listening to Mr Hammond drone on about Greek myths. "Cyclopes were large, humanoid creatures that had only one eye." Gee thanks Hamface, really needed that flashback, which got ended by a massive shock surging through my body, the Cyclops had punched me. Really hard! I was sprawled on the ground, searing pain in my everything. Troy-clops was about to stomp my face in. But before he could, Danny marched in front of him and took some Panpipes out. I didn't think a quick solo performance would help but he did just that. He played something the resembled the 'Titanic' theme tune (remember that meme? No more needs to be said) and some shrubs started growing out of the pitch. The weird thing was that they were curling around Troy-clops, ensnaring his legs. "And now, for the finale, I defeat a monster!" I heard him cry triumphantly, as he whipped out a swiss army knife. He flipped out the most dangerous-looking blade and instantly it grew into a short sword. He plunged it into Troy-clops' eye and golden blood poured out of it. Ichor, did Hamface call it? I thought a one-eyed dead body in the middle of the soccer field might attract some attention, but I was wrong. Troy-clops just crumbled to dust! This must have been too much madness for my already crazy brain to handle, because I fainted.
By the time I woke up, It was morning the next day. I was lying in a bed, my joints aching.I still don't know where I am, but the people seem OK. They've got my bag so I can still write my journal though. Signing off now.
Jordan
So what do you think? My first ever Fanfiction. BTW he's in Camp Half-Blood! Also, sorry if I got some of the American stuff wrong, I'm actually British so there you go. I will probably use British words for stuff from now on so I have made:
Proper English
- American word here
English word here -
A guide for americansBiscuit=Cookie
Scone=Biscuit
Crisps=Chips
Chips=Fries
Football=Soccer
American Football=Football
Jam=Jelly
Jelly=Jello
Maths=Math
Please let me know if I missed any.
Yours In demigodishness and all that
LesterPapadopalousFTW.