a/n: HAI THIS IS MY FIRST STORYYYYYxD xD This is deliberately short andits not well written because I don't wanna put ineffort; I'm feeling lazy and I want chocolate , this is for Ron...heeheehee
"I AM LUCIFER!" Lucifer screamed, jumping off a rooftop.
"What... the... heaven... are... you... doing?" Ron asked, walking up to the hotness known as Lucifer.
"I'm being Lucifer." I- I mean Lucifer replied.
"You're always being Lucifer. It's who you are." Ron said. I- ugh I keep doing that- Lucifer smirked.
"I know. And I love you."
"Ew."
"HOW RUDE!" Lucifer threw M&M's at Ron.
THE END (based on true events)