A/N from 9-16-02: To paraphrase Braveheart: 'You can take away my slash! But, you can't take away muh freedom!'
When I was a wee lass of *thinks* Probably 10 or so... I read stories that I probably shouldn't have. I did so, because I was adult enough to do so. 7 and a half years later, after years of reading and loving these so-called 'bad' stories (which are actually the best kind of written stories nowadays on FF.net...but that' a whole 'nother story.) I have actually attempted to write one. I even told people 'oh, just skip Chapter 3, cuz that's the smutty part' This story was mostly done out of boredom, and pent up lack of sexual frustrations. It's meant to be humors... Ya know, funny? Take it as you will. I've left most of my author notes the same way that they were written a year ago. And instead of leaving you with my typical closing of 'Rock on' (which you should do anyway, ^_^ ) I leave you with my E&C muses:
Edge muse: Freedom of Speech, so totally rules!
Christian muse: Yes, it certainly does!
*Lance muse waves and nods and then goes back to running around in his Power Ranger underroos*
1-19-02:
A Peak Into Insanity
::Stone Cold Sarah (SCS) is shown sitting in her computer room trying to get ideas for a new story.::
SCS: ....Hey! I have a good idea for a story! I should go see if Raven wants in...
::SCS is transported into her head to talk to her muses. She walks by rows and rows of stone doors::
SCS ::reading the door names out loud:: Rhyno the Fairy, Scary DDP, Rhyno The Man Beast, Smiley Edge, Mr. Terry Gerin, Toothless Benoit, slashy RVD.... OoOo Raven! Here we go!
:She opens the door to find a man perched on his couch reading. He looks with half-lidded eyes, that grow big when he sees who dared disturb him::
Raven: Hello, honey.
SCS: Hey! ::They kiss and make out for a good 10 minutes ^_^:: Guess what! :She wraps an arm around his waist::
Raven: What? ::He asks, kissing the top of her head lightly::
Sarah: I have an idea for a story! And you're the man character, again!
Raven ::smiles at her:: As flattered as I am that you've picked me *again* for the 8th time....in a week... Don't you think you should use someone else? They should experience the...fun...of working with you. How about Rhyno?
Sarah ::pouting:: Bu...but it's more fun to write about you! And Heather (AKA rhyno's girl) is writing a couple stories about him... And she writes better stories then me anyway....
Raven ::nods::
Sarah ::playfully smacks him in the arm:: Help my self esteem Damn it! Don't make it any sink lower! LoL
Raven ::smiling that sexy smile of his:: Sorry.
Stone Cold Sarah: Aw it's all right. ::she kisses him and another 10 minute make-out scene follows:: :They soon stop and cuddle. SCS plays with his cross tattoo:: Ya know... I should write a fic with Neil Young in it.... Maybe with Jeff and that song... LoL! See what you make me do?! You make me get completely off-track!
Raven: Sorry. All right, since it is New Year....
SCS: But, not *your* New Year....
Raven ::groans:: Let's not get into that again PLEASE!
SCS ::grins and kisses him on his star tattoo:: Sorry.... Anyway... As I came here for... I was reading this fic....
Raven: Stop! I never like your stories when they are 'inspired' by others. I love your stories when they come from up here ::he taps her on the head:: Also I get freaked out by the shit you read.... I mean com'on! I'm no fuckin' damn male slut! I should sue one of these days....
SCS ::gets scared:: But...you'll never will do that right? That's just one of you're idle threats....?
Raven ::kisses her on the head:: Of course. Now ::sighs:: What's your fic idea?
SCS ::grins:: Well... I was reading this story about Matt Hardy, some girl ... ::says very quickly:: and Shane Helms...
Raven ::explodes:: No fuckin' way! I am as straight as Bill Clinton!!
SCS: Yeah, but he also did 19 year olds!!
Raven: But they were WOMEN!
SCS: Aw come on! Please!
Raven: When will you learn!? I allowed you to use me in your slashy RVD fic and NO ONE reviewed it!!!
SCS ::bursts into tears::
Raven: ::looks embarrassed that he stated the cold-hard truth and takes Sarah into his arms to console her:: Aw I'm sorry my little Goyisha... sorry.... :10 minutes later of her crying -which gets louder and louder:: ::finally::
Raven ::yells:: All right!! I'll let you put me in a Goddamned Slash story!!! ::He stops and then smiles:: But only if you let ME pick out the characters....
SCS ::stops crying and grins evilly:: All right!!! ::She says cheerfully and jumps out of Ravens arms::: ::she gets her clipboard out::
Raven ::rolls eyes:: Not that!
SCS ::just nods:: All righty. How about Benoit? I read this really good fic between you too....
Raven ::looks like he's about to cry:: Let me guess... The thing when I smile as he cross-faced me? ::Sarah nods:: God! I can't help it with I'm a sadist person! No! If I'm going to be working with someone..... I want him to have ALL of his teeth....
SCS ::pouts and then brightens:: Edge!
Raven: No way! That guy's teeth are TOO bright! I'd need fuckin' sunglasses. Besides, you can't have TWO Goth guys in a fic....
SCS: But, you're not very.....
Raven: Shush! Next!
SCS ::thinks:: Rhyno.... I read one when you two were in the jungle.... He was a man beast and you were a hot Indian with your cute little braids....
Raven ::plays with his _down_ hair:: Well, besides the fact that him and I are best friends, and this would kinda kill off any sort of friendship we could ever have, ever again.... And then there wouldn't be too much plot development, since all he does is grunt.... a lot....
SCS: Does not!! Just read my Steph/Rhyno fic!
Raven: I have. And what scared me, is I enjoy it intensely... So it would be odd to have him in a het fic and then a slash fic.... ::said with his Jersey accent:: Gawd! Now you even have me TALKING in slash lingo! I think I'm going to cry!
SCS::says with a grin:: That's cuz you know you read slash over my shoulder!
Raven: ...I might... but that doesn't mean I enjoy it!
SCS: Yeah right...
Raven ::sighs:: Next? ...Please!
SCS: Bubba? I've never had a fic with him as the main character.
Raven: And you'll never start! He's a fuckin' imbred! I wouldn't touch that disorder even if I LIKED men! Imbreds are a big no-no.
SCS: Molly Holly....
Raven: She's not a .....
SCS: Uh huh. You even said it. ::racks her brain for the quote:: You know for years I thought my family was screwed up. I got to thank my parents for not being related.
Raven ::stutters:: That...that was cuz I was FLIRTING! I needed SOMETHING!
SCS: Anyone ever tell you have a weird way of flirting?
Raven: Well, yeah, many times. Never mind about that! NEXT!!
SCS: How 'bout a Buffy/WWF crossover?
Raven ::hopeful:: Me and Buffy?
SCS::frowns:: No! She's likes Edge! ::nods knowingly::: You and Spike!
Raven ::sputters:: No!
SCS: Why?
Raven: More Gothic guys.... And he's legally considered dead.
SCS: hmm. The Rock?
Raven: That over-played ham? No. I'm still pissed that his fuckin' boring match got on the 2001 Raw recap thing and not me and Rhyno's Hardcore match! That was stuff of legends! Rhyno still twitchs when we go shopping and he sees shopping carts! ::glares at the mental image of The Rock::
SCS: I thought it was too. Yours and the Benoit/Angle one that didn't get on the thingy either. But, I figured you would inflict some pain on The Rock.
Raven ::ponders this:: But, I know your stories all too well... Then I'd have too ::shudders:: Pleasure him afterwards... Yuck no! Next.
SCS: Juvi??
Raven ::bursts into laughter:: Please...your...killing...me!!! That's like asking for Essa Rios!!!
SCS: Damn that was my next one, too ::crosses name off list:: Jericho??
Raven: His ego is bigger then the Rock's.
SCS: Well, if his ego is so large...maybe *other* things are big too!
Raven ::looks like he's going to be sick:::
SCS ::sighs:: I wanted pictures of that one too... All right. Kane? I read this really good one with you and him. You were both depressed ::rolls eyes:: As usual :Raven sticks out his tongue:: And you tried to kill yourself and he nursed you back to health.
Raven ::blinks:: No.
SCS: Why?
Raven: It's fuckin' Kane! Do you KNOW what he would do to me in the lockerroom if he found out I agreed to that!
SCS:::grumbles under her breath:: You'd probably enjoy it.
Raven ::O_o:: Excuse Moi!?
SCS: Nothing. How about Billy Gunn?
Raven: O_O NO!
SCS: Please! When I went to my first Smackdown/Heat it was you and Justin Vs Chuck and Billy, before they went all flaming with those headbands, and I loved it! You'd make me very happy! ::whines::
Raven: No way! I'd be the laughing stock... of the ENTIRE FUCKIN' WORLD!
::Raven stops for a moment:::
Raven: Why should I even agree to this? Why? Can you tell me?
SCS: Of course. Over the course of your life, you've had fucked up relationships. On TV and off. So I will help.
Raven ::in disbelief:: Yeah? Like who?
Sarah ::sighs and begins to count on her fingers:: Beulah. Future lesbian. Francine. Dumped you for Justin. Ew. Molly Holly. Closet 'Superhero'. Tori... The X-pac thing.
Raven ::stuttering again:: That... That... wasn't her fault!
SCS: Uh huh. And then there is you're guy friends over the years. Saturn. Gulf War Syndrome, went straight to his brain. Kanyon.... ::giggles::: DDP. One mother fucking Jersey bred fucking cursing machine. Stevie Richards....
Raven: STOP! ::covers his ears::
SCS: You're male fan.....
Raven ::ears still covered:: I can't hear you. La, la, la, la!
SCS: And THAT'S why I think you need my help in the romance department.
Raven: But, you don't have a boyfriend....
SCS: ::glares:: Shut up! That's why I'm helping YOU get one!
Raven ::glurps::
SCS Now, as I was saying.... ::sighs:: Lance?
Raven: O_o As in Storm?
SCS ::nods::
Raven ::grins:: I heard a *little* rumor about him and Chris Jericho ::grins bigger:: I wouldn't want Jerky to get jealous.
SCS:: grins and writes that down for later:: Jeff!
Raven: He's a prick!
SCS: Is not! ::smacks Raven on the back of the head:: Maybe when he was doing the New Brood or something.....but it's just Lita and him for now... 'sides, I've read a couple good fics between you two... And you're very cute together!
Raven ::sighs::
SCS: You could talk about Manic Panic!! :::She plays with his red and brown hair:: Or music. Or something ::pouts::
Raven ::whines:: Why can't this be another me and Molly story??
SCS: Cuz she needs some time off to be with Hurricane. He was getting sad. And you know how much I love Hurricane.
Raven ::looks sad:: More then me?
SCS ::in horror:: No! Of course not!
Raven ::yells:: Then don't put me in a slash fic!! Do me and another diva! Me and Lita!
SCS ::grins evilly:: Oh, don't worry about that. I think I've corrupted Tracy enough ...she's going to write a Raven/Lita fic... You mark my words!
Raven ::grins:: ::looks deep in thought:: Whadda about Trish? She's hot.
SCS: She's also a *little* above going out with someone like you. I don't write Science Fiction.
Raven: Hey!
SCS: What? You were brutally honest with me before... and now I'm returning the favor...
Raven ::grumbles:: What about Jackie?
SCS: What is it with you, and Tough Enough women?!
Raven: Ninja Girl.... I mean... Tori was nice and sweet!! ::grumbles:: Now you have me calling her that!
SCS ::hangs head:: Poor fired Ninja Girl...
::Raven and SCS have a moment of sileince for Tori. Kane joins in, in the next room.::
Raven: Francine? Jazz? ECW chicks? ::knowing full well of SCS's weakness for ECW:::
SCS ::fighting with herself:: No... it's gotta be a guy! Please do Jeff!! Please!
Raven ::gives in _finally_:: Sigh. All right. You win. If it'll make you happy. I always thought that kid was a fruit anyway....
SCS ::glares:: you and Tracy... ::hugs Raven and kisses him:: Oh! Thank you!! You won't be sorry!! ::she squeals and runs out the room::
Raven ::mutters:: Why do I think I will be....?
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A/N: Hey! You'd think I'd let you leave without talking to ya? Ha! That'll be the day! Well, yet another weird little ole fic from me. I own nothing... blah, blah, blah.... Goyisha kinda sorta means Non-Jewish person. I consider it to be a form of endearment. Thanks for the Almighty Felicia (and Trish Killer) for the help (I still think it might be spell Goya... like the bean... but what do I know?! LOL!) The next parts to this story will be up, when I type them out. Right now I'm way to sleepy to type anymore... So Peace! And don't forget to review, and be kind and rewind!!
When I was a wee lass of *thinks* Probably 10 or so... I read stories that I probably shouldn't have. I did so, because I was adult enough to do so. 7 and a half years later, after years of reading and loving these so-called 'bad' stories (which are actually the best kind of written stories nowadays on FF.net...but that' a whole 'nother story.) I have actually attempted to write one. I even told people 'oh, just skip Chapter 3, cuz that's the smutty part' This story was mostly done out of boredom, and pent up lack of sexual frustrations. It's meant to be humors... Ya know, funny? Take it as you will. I've left most of my author notes the same way that they were written a year ago. And instead of leaving you with my typical closing of 'Rock on' (which you should do anyway, ^_^ ) I leave you with my E&C muses:
Edge muse: Freedom of Speech, so totally rules!
Christian muse: Yes, it certainly does!
*Lance muse waves and nods and then goes back to running around in his Power Ranger underroos*
1-19-02:
A Peak Into Insanity
::Stone Cold Sarah (SCS) is shown sitting in her computer room trying to get ideas for a new story.::
SCS: ....Hey! I have a good idea for a story! I should go see if Raven wants in...
::SCS is transported into her head to talk to her muses. She walks by rows and rows of stone doors::
SCS ::reading the door names out loud:: Rhyno the Fairy, Scary DDP, Rhyno The Man Beast, Smiley Edge, Mr. Terry Gerin, Toothless Benoit, slashy RVD.... OoOo Raven! Here we go!
:She opens the door to find a man perched on his couch reading. He looks with half-lidded eyes, that grow big when he sees who dared disturb him::
Raven: Hello, honey.
SCS: Hey! ::They kiss and make out for a good 10 minutes ^_^:: Guess what! :She wraps an arm around his waist::
Raven: What? ::He asks, kissing the top of her head lightly::
Sarah: I have an idea for a story! And you're the man character, again!
Raven ::smiles at her:: As flattered as I am that you've picked me *again* for the 8th time....in a week... Don't you think you should use someone else? They should experience the...fun...of working with you. How about Rhyno?
Sarah ::pouting:: Bu...but it's more fun to write about you! And Heather (AKA rhyno's girl) is writing a couple stories about him... And she writes better stories then me anyway....
Raven ::nods::
Sarah ::playfully smacks him in the arm:: Help my self esteem Damn it! Don't make it any sink lower! LoL
Raven ::smiling that sexy smile of his:: Sorry.
Stone Cold Sarah: Aw it's all right. ::she kisses him and another 10 minute make-out scene follows:: :They soon stop and cuddle. SCS plays with his cross tattoo:: Ya know... I should write a fic with Neil Young in it.... Maybe with Jeff and that song... LoL! See what you make me do?! You make me get completely off-track!
Raven: Sorry. All right, since it is New Year....
SCS: But, not *your* New Year....
Raven ::groans:: Let's not get into that again PLEASE!
SCS ::grins and kisses him on his star tattoo:: Sorry.... Anyway... As I came here for... I was reading this fic....
Raven: Stop! I never like your stories when they are 'inspired' by others. I love your stories when they come from up here ::he taps her on the head:: Also I get freaked out by the shit you read.... I mean com'on! I'm no fuckin' damn male slut! I should sue one of these days....
SCS ::gets scared:: But...you'll never will do that right? That's just one of you're idle threats....?
Raven ::kisses her on the head:: Of course. Now ::sighs:: What's your fic idea?
SCS ::grins:: Well... I was reading this story about Matt Hardy, some girl ... ::says very quickly:: and Shane Helms...
Raven ::explodes:: No fuckin' way! I am as straight as Bill Clinton!!
SCS: Yeah, but he also did 19 year olds!!
Raven: But they were WOMEN!
SCS: Aw come on! Please!
Raven: When will you learn!? I allowed you to use me in your slashy RVD fic and NO ONE reviewed it!!!
SCS ::bursts into tears::
Raven: ::looks embarrassed that he stated the cold-hard truth and takes Sarah into his arms to console her:: Aw I'm sorry my little Goyisha... sorry.... :10 minutes later of her crying -which gets louder and louder:: ::finally::
Raven ::yells:: All right!! I'll let you put me in a Goddamned Slash story!!! ::He stops and then smiles:: But only if you let ME pick out the characters....
SCS ::stops crying and grins evilly:: All right!!! ::She says cheerfully and jumps out of Ravens arms::: ::she gets her clipboard out::
Raven ::rolls eyes:: Not that!
SCS ::just nods:: All righty. How about Benoit? I read this really good fic between you too....
Raven ::looks like he's about to cry:: Let me guess... The thing when I smile as he cross-faced me? ::Sarah nods:: God! I can't help it with I'm a sadist person! No! If I'm going to be working with someone..... I want him to have ALL of his teeth....
SCS ::pouts and then brightens:: Edge!
Raven: No way! That guy's teeth are TOO bright! I'd need fuckin' sunglasses. Besides, you can't have TWO Goth guys in a fic....
SCS: But, you're not very.....
Raven: Shush! Next!
SCS ::thinks:: Rhyno.... I read one when you two were in the jungle.... He was a man beast and you were a hot Indian with your cute little braids....
Raven ::plays with his _down_ hair:: Well, besides the fact that him and I are best friends, and this would kinda kill off any sort of friendship we could ever have, ever again.... And then there wouldn't be too much plot development, since all he does is grunt.... a lot....
SCS: Does not!! Just read my Steph/Rhyno fic!
Raven: I have. And what scared me, is I enjoy it intensely... So it would be odd to have him in a het fic and then a slash fic.... ::said with his Jersey accent:: Gawd! Now you even have me TALKING in slash lingo! I think I'm going to cry!
SCS::says with a grin:: That's cuz you know you read slash over my shoulder!
Raven: ...I might... but that doesn't mean I enjoy it!
SCS: Yeah right...
Raven ::sighs:: Next? ...Please!
SCS: Bubba? I've never had a fic with him as the main character.
Raven: And you'll never start! He's a fuckin' imbred! I wouldn't touch that disorder even if I LIKED men! Imbreds are a big no-no.
SCS: Molly Holly....
Raven: She's not a .....
SCS: Uh huh. You even said it. ::racks her brain for the quote:: You know for years I thought my family was screwed up. I got to thank my parents for not being related.
Raven ::stutters:: That...that was cuz I was FLIRTING! I needed SOMETHING!
SCS: Anyone ever tell you have a weird way of flirting?
Raven: Well, yeah, many times. Never mind about that! NEXT!!
SCS: How 'bout a Buffy/WWF crossover?
Raven ::hopeful:: Me and Buffy?
SCS::frowns:: No! She's likes Edge! ::nods knowingly::: You and Spike!
Raven ::sputters:: No!
SCS: Why?
Raven: More Gothic guys.... And he's legally considered dead.
SCS: hmm. The Rock?
Raven: That over-played ham? No. I'm still pissed that his fuckin' boring match got on the 2001 Raw recap thing and not me and Rhyno's Hardcore match! That was stuff of legends! Rhyno still twitchs when we go shopping and he sees shopping carts! ::glares at the mental image of The Rock::
SCS: I thought it was too. Yours and the Benoit/Angle one that didn't get on the thingy either. But, I figured you would inflict some pain on The Rock.
Raven ::ponders this:: But, I know your stories all too well... Then I'd have too ::shudders:: Pleasure him afterwards... Yuck no! Next.
SCS: Juvi??
Raven ::bursts into laughter:: Please...your...killing...me!!! That's like asking for Essa Rios!!!
SCS: Damn that was my next one, too ::crosses name off list:: Jericho??
Raven: His ego is bigger then the Rock's.
SCS: Well, if his ego is so large...maybe *other* things are big too!
Raven ::looks like he's going to be sick:::
SCS ::sighs:: I wanted pictures of that one too... All right. Kane? I read this really good one with you and him. You were both depressed ::rolls eyes:: As usual :Raven sticks out his tongue:: And you tried to kill yourself and he nursed you back to health.
Raven ::blinks:: No.
SCS: Why?
Raven: It's fuckin' Kane! Do you KNOW what he would do to me in the lockerroom if he found out I agreed to that!
SCS:::grumbles under her breath:: You'd probably enjoy it.
Raven ::O_o:: Excuse Moi!?
SCS: Nothing. How about Billy Gunn?
Raven: O_O NO!
SCS: Please! When I went to my first Smackdown/Heat it was you and Justin Vs Chuck and Billy, before they went all flaming with those headbands, and I loved it! You'd make me very happy! ::whines::
Raven: No way! I'd be the laughing stock... of the ENTIRE FUCKIN' WORLD!
::Raven stops for a moment:::
Raven: Why should I even agree to this? Why? Can you tell me?
SCS: Of course. Over the course of your life, you've had fucked up relationships. On TV and off. So I will help.
Raven ::in disbelief:: Yeah? Like who?
Sarah ::sighs and begins to count on her fingers:: Beulah. Future lesbian. Francine. Dumped you for Justin. Ew. Molly Holly. Closet 'Superhero'. Tori... The X-pac thing.
Raven ::stuttering again:: That... That... wasn't her fault!
SCS: Uh huh. And then there is you're guy friends over the years. Saturn. Gulf War Syndrome, went straight to his brain. Kanyon.... ::giggles::: DDP. One mother fucking Jersey bred fucking cursing machine. Stevie Richards....
Raven: STOP! ::covers his ears::
SCS: You're male fan.....
Raven ::ears still covered:: I can't hear you. La, la, la, la!
SCS: And THAT'S why I think you need my help in the romance department.
Raven: But, you don't have a boyfriend....
SCS: ::glares:: Shut up! That's why I'm helping YOU get one!
Raven ::glurps::
SCS Now, as I was saying.... ::sighs:: Lance?
Raven: O_o As in Storm?
SCS ::nods::
Raven ::grins:: I heard a *little* rumor about him and Chris Jericho ::grins bigger:: I wouldn't want Jerky to get jealous.
SCS:: grins and writes that down for later:: Jeff!
Raven: He's a prick!
SCS: Is not! ::smacks Raven on the back of the head:: Maybe when he was doing the New Brood or something.....but it's just Lita and him for now... 'sides, I've read a couple good fics between you two... And you're very cute together!
Raven ::sighs::
SCS: You could talk about Manic Panic!! :::She plays with his red and brown hair:: Or music. Or something ::pouts::
Raven ::whines:: Why can't this be another me and Molly story??
SCS: Cuz she needs some time off to be with Hurricane. He was getting sad. And you know how much I love Hurricane.
Raven ::looks sad:: More then me?
SCS ::in horror:: No! Of course not!
Raven ::yells:: Then don't put me in a slash fic!! Do me and another diva! Me and Lita!
SCS ::grins evilly:: Oh, don't worry about that. I think I've corrupted Tracy enough ...she's going to write a Raven/Lita fic... You mark my words!
Raven ::grins:: ::looks deep in thought:: Whadda about Trish? She's hot.
SCS: She's also a *little* above going out with someone like you. I don't write Science Fiction.
Raven: Hey!
SCS: What? You were brutally honest with me before... and now I'm returning the favor...
Raven ::grumbles:: What about Jackie?
SCS: What is it with you, and Tough Enough women?!
Raven: Ninja Girl.... I mean... Tori was nice and sweet!! ::grumbles:: Now you have me calling her that!
SCS ::hangs head:: Poor fired Ninja Girl...
::Raven and SCS have a moment of sileince for Tori. Kane joins in, in the next room.::
Raven: Francine? Jazz? ECW chicks? ::knowing full well of SCS's weakness for ECW:::
SCS ::fighting with herself:: No... it's gotta be a guy! Please do Jeff!! Please!
Raven ::gives in _finally_:: Sigh. All right. You win. If it'll make you happy. I always thought that kid was a fruit anyway....
SCS ::glares:: you and Tracy... ::hugs Raven and kisses him:: Oh! Thank you!! You won't be sorry!! ::she squeals and runs out the room::
Raven ::mutters:: Why do I think I will be....?
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A/N: Hey! You'd think I'd let you leave without talking to ya? Ha! That'll be the day! Well, yet another weird little ole fic from me. I own nothing... blah, blah, blah.... Goyisha kinda sorta means Non-Jewish person. I consider it to be a form of endearment. Thanks for the Almighty Felicia (and Trish Killer) for the help (I still think it might be spell Goya... like the bean... but what do I know?! LOL!) The next parts to this story will be up, when I type them out. Right now I'm way to sleepy to type anymore... So Peace! And don't forget to review, and be kind and rewind!!