Disclaimer: I do not own SSBM or anything about the Renainssance Faire.

A/N: This story is based on a real life trip me and my friends took to a Renainssance Faire! YEY!!! Nearly EVERYTHING in this story happened in Real Life. Yes, even the actors at the Renainssance faire, which you'll see next chapter or so. However, Before you read, KNOW THIS!

MY COMPUTER CRASHED SO I NO LONGER HAVE MIRCOSOFT WORD OR ANY OTHER PROGARM WITH WRITING THAT HAS SPELL CHECK! IF YOU SEE WEIRD WORDS IN WRONG PLACES OR STUPID MISTAKES, DON'T FLAME, FOR IT WILL BE OUT OF YOUR OWN STUPIDNESS!!! WAAWHA!


The Renainssance Fair
Chapter One

Zelda was sitting in her room, trying get online with the computer. She clicked away at the mouse furiously. "DAMN YOU COMPUTER! WHY WON'T THE LITTLE ARROW CLICK ON THE ICON!!!" As she sat there, a pop-up flew onto the screen reading:

"ALERT!!!! Your Computer's clock may be wrong! Does it say 10:40 AM and it's really 11:40 AM? Click here to download a 'free' program to fix your computers clock now!" And in very small print, "Free program costs $19.99."

Zelda clicked it away and another appeared. "Is your computer running slower then normal? CLICK HERE to Download Spyware And stop those annoying advertisements!!" And at the bottom, it said, "Advertisement."

Zelda clicked the exit button about eight times before it disappeared and another pop-up add showed. "FREE PORN, FREE PORN, FREE PORN! CLICK HERE TO SEE HOT YOUNG GIRLS STICKING THINGS WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T BE! BARELY LEGAL GIRLS GETTING IT ON!!!!"

"GR!!!" She ran and leaned her head out into the hallway and yelled, "WHO HAS BEEN LOOKING AT PORN SITES ON MY COMPUTER!!!" No answer at first, but then an un easy cough from Mario was heard at the end of the hall.

"It-a wasn't me, I swear!" He yelled, reviling that indeed it was him. Mario's own computer had it's internet access taken away because of, as Ness put it, 'Sounds', coming from the plumbers room at night.

Zelda muttered something about preverted plumbers before going back and clicking away all of the pop-up adds abd signing onto 'SOL', Smashers On Line. She went to her mailbox and began to read. "Porn, porn, spam, spam, porn, spam, spam, spam, spam, porn, spam, spam, Oooh, I've just saved a bunch on car insurance by switching to Geico, spam, spam, DAMN IT!!! MORE SPAM AND PORN!!!" She was about to close the mail when she saw one last thing. The title read:

"CONGRATULATIONS, ZELDA! YOU'VE JUST WON!"

"Oh! I've just won! Yippie!" Zelda clicked on the mail and read. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

---Living Room---

Roy, Link, Kirby, Marth, Ness, Captain Falcon, Dr. Mario and Samus were sitting on the floor holding hands, all whereing Rainbow shirts, chanting or something. Master Hand joined them, also wearing a rainbow shirt. "Hello all my friends!" The hand greeted.

"Hello Master!" They responded.

"It's time for our Happy-Time Song, Happy Campers!" Master Hand gestured for Crazy, who was wearing a rainbow shirt and holding a guitar, to float into the room. "Let's now get in touch with our feminine side."

Crazy began to play his guitar and was about to start singing when Zelda bursted into the room. "HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT!"

"You've come to become more in-touch with your feminine side?" Kirby asked. "I have already learned so much. I have learned that Girls are Smart."

"Yes, and boys are idiots for not knowing that sooner..." Samus laughed.

"HEY!" He yelled back. "We boys are alot smart then you girls! We don't take time to paint stuff that is just gonna get cut off!"

"People! People!" Master Hand calmed everyone down. "Please, let us remember why we are here. Take a deep breath and recite our motto."

The eight smashers took a deep breath and began chanting, "Wide open spaces...Wide open spaces...Wide open spaces for the little sheep to run in..."

"Right..." Zelda said, taking a step back. "I just won six free tickets to the Renainssance Fair!"

"Good for you Zelda!" Dr. Mario said, getting up and patting her on the shoulder. "I just want you to know, that I surport you in any choices you make, and you can always tell me anything."

Zelda slapped Dr. Mario away, sending him into a wall. "I've already decicded to bring Link, Marth, Young Link and Roy along!"

"Why us?!" Marth, Roy and Link yelled at once.

"Because we need to get intouch with our medievil selfs." She replied. "That leaves one more ticket."

"OH! OHHHHH!!" Ness said, rasing his hand. "LET ME GO!! PLEASE!!! I LOVE THE MEDIEVIL PEOPLE!"

"Fine. Young Link will need someone to keep him busy anyway."

"YES!!! When are we leaving!?"

Zelda looked at the printed paper she held. "It started yesterday and lasts till next week. So let's go today!" She walked over, grabbed Link and pulled him away. "Come on boys!"

---Outside---

Zelda, Marth, Roy, Link, Young Link and Ness stood next to a broken down, hippie looking car. "This is your car Marth?" Roy asked.

"Yeah...I stole it..." Marth said, kicking a wheel, only to have it fall off. "Hmm..."

"CAN WE GO?!" Young Link, jumping into the back seat of the car, followed by Ness.

Marth walked around to the drivers seat, opened the door and was about to enter when Zelda's hand pulled him down and to the ground. "HEY! What are you doing!"

Zelda jumped into the drivers seat. "I'm driving."

"It's my car..."

"I know the way!"

Marth growled. "Damn you. Remember what happened last time you drove somewhere?!"

---Flashback---

Zelda was in the drivers seat with about all the little Smashers in the back and Marth in the passenge seat. Take into note, they were on a HIGHWAY "Okay kids, we're almost home!"

"YEY!!!!" They cheered.

Suddendly, a tiny mouse jumped out from the side of the road. Zelda slamed on the breaks, but she hit the poor mouse, sending it flying a few feet in the air. Cause she stopped, this also caused a five car pile up after crashing into the back of Crazy Hands, 'Hand Five.' Zelda got out of the car, ran over to the mouse and began to cry. "I SWEAR! I SWEAR! IT JUMPED OUT AT MEEE!!!"

"ZELDA! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!!" Marth yelled, sticking his head out the window.

"I JUST KILLED PIKACHU!!!!"

Marth looked over to see the dead body of a stupid little mouse. Not even big, not even yellow, just a little white mouse. "Zelda...That's not Pikachu." He turned his head to see a few thousand cars, trunks and vans all piled up, some on fire, people running around and all sorts of chaos. "Well...atleast it isn't like the time Peach drove us to the mall..."

---Back to real life---

"No."

"I sure do! You were arrested for stopping short on the highway, ya idiot!"

"But people didn't want me to go to jail!" She said with a silly smile. "I saw them from my window! They were outside protesting."

"Zelda, first, that was for Martha Stewart."

"Oh...yeah...right..."

"AND THEN YOU WENT OUT TO HELP THEM PROTEST!!!"

"So?"

"IT WAS MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!"

"Shut up, I'm the smart one, what do you know? You know nothing. Now hurry up and get in or else I'm leaving you." Zelda said, slaming the door in his face.

Marth grumbled and walked around to the other side, was about to get in when Roy bolted past him yelling, "I CALL SHOT GUN!"

"Where can I sit then!?" Marth yelled at the redhead. Roy pointed to the backseat and laughed. He sighed, and opened the door into the back seat and sat down next to Ness.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...." Ness said, staring up at Marth.

"Hi..." Marth repiled, looking uneasy at the boy.

"Can I touch your sword?" Marth stared back at Ness for a while before he got out of the car, opened the trunk and climbed in. "Aww..."

Link watch all this happen before going up to Zelda's door and asking, "Why do I have to go? Can I just stay here with the little old lady who doesn't move much?" He pointed to A little old lady in a wheelchair just sitting there on the lawn...just sitting...and staring...and sitting...

"Because your a green man in tights. LETS GET MOVING!!" Zelda yelled, yanking Link in through her window and tossing him into the backseat. "Time to floor it!!!" Zelda slammed her foot on the gas peddle, sending the already messed up heap of junk across the lawn, almost hitting the old lady, and crashed through the gate, Zelda laughing like a maniac all the way.

---Driving! Yey Driving!---

Zelda was driving like any normal person would. "Soooo..." She started, trying to start a conversation. "Have any of you been to the faire before?"

"Nope!" All the boys repiled at once.

"Uh-huh...So we have no idea what it's gonna be like when we reach there."

"Zelda, how did you win those tickets?" Link asked. "I don't remember you saying anything about a contest."

"Um...HEY! WHAT IS THIS!?" She yelled, looking over at the highway they were about to merge onto, filled with traffic. "What's going on!!"

Young Link looked out his window to see the roads pulled up and orange little cones on the side of the road. "It looks like construction."

"Stupid Construction Workers...Why do they wait till NOW to pave the highway! Why not durning the summer!"

"Because that's when everyone is going to the beach!" Ness said. "I never got to go to the beach..."

Zelda ingored him. "Noooo, I bet they were all out in the sun tanning those Construction working muscles of theirs...oooh...yeah...thats it..." She began to day dream, making the car go a little to far to the right.

"Zelda! Zelda! ZELDA!!" Roy yelled, grabbing the wheel and turning it just before the car could hit another car. "Pay attention!"

"What? Oh no..." Her face went pail white. "I didn't just run over Pikachu again, did I?!"

"No, you didn't!" Roy yelled. "Now take the wheel and lets get on the highway."

So they do that. Zelda drives nice and slow onto the highway, only to come to a halt about two inches away, where they stood still for about a half hour. "ARGH! THIS IS STUPID!" Zelda yelled. To their right, a car wizzed past them. They turned and saw that the person was using the lane for pulling cars over to drive. "Hey, now that is mean...Roy, yell at them and tell them they are mean."

Roy stuck his head out the window and yelled, "YOUR MEAN!"

Zelda put her thumb to her chin and thought. "I am getting an evil idea. Links!"

"YES!" Both Links yelled.

"I want you to shot your grabbling hooks at the next car that drives by in that lane, okay?"

"YES MA'AM!" The Links took out their grabbling hooks, rolled down the back window, stuck their heads out and waited...and waited...and waited...THEN A CAR CAME!

"FIRE!!!"

Young Link and Link both fired their hooks, and they both landed in the side of the car. Now the fun begins, as the car was going so fast, it began to drag along their own. "Okay every, buckle up!" Zelda said, fixing her seatbelt. (A/N: I see the next sceen so good in my head...Just picture it as a car flopping over and around and stuff.)

The Truck began to pick up speed, dragging the Smasher's car along. However, the speed was so great, the van they were in began to flip over towards one side...then to the next...then soon it was flopping all different ways, spinning in the air. Zelda was laughing, Roy was holding onto his arm rests for dear life, and Ness, who had neglected the fact the the middle seat DOES have a seatbelt, was being sent flopping all around the car and the Link's were holding onto their grappling hooks. It tilted over to the left and fell on its side, but as the Truck turned, the Smasher's car flipped over and landed on its other side, breaking the windows. Then it happened. The Truck they had hooked onto hit a bump and for some unknown reason, the Smasher's car flipped up into the air and landed upside down. "Oh Roy, be a dear and turn on the radio for me." Zelda said, acting all nice and calm.

Roy reached for the raido, but when the sound of the metal roof begining to break was heard, went back to holding on to the arm rests. Young Link's chain was begining to snap. "Link! I...I Can't hold one much longer!!!" He yelled

"HANG IN THERE!"

"It's...to...Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Young Link said as his chain broke, sending him flying back into the car and began bouncing around Ness.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Link noticed that his chain was begining to break. "No...must...hold on...for...Young Link!" But it was too late. Link's chain also snapped, causing him to fall back. The truck sped up and away leaving the Smasher's car to go flying off the side of the road, spin a few times in the air, then land on rightside up in a ditch five miles away.

"Well, that was fun!" Zelda said with a cheerful smile.

"Do me a favor Zel, okay?" Roy asked breathing very heavly. "Define 'fun'..."

To Be Countined...

A/N: Did you enjoy Chapter 1? I hope you did...AHA!! Yes...it was fun to write...n.n