Disclamer: I do not own Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist. They both, respectively, belong to Rowling-sensei and Arakawa-sensei
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[Theme Music plays, and Mizushi walks onto the screen
Mizushi: Hi guys, this is FullMetalPotter and I'm your host, Mizushi[smiles and waves at the crowd As you've already guessed, this is a talk show with Harry Potter and FullMetal Alchemist characters in it... so let's bring out our first guest! Come on out Ed!
[Ed scampers onto the screen and waves at the crowd, and the fangirls in the crowd scream
Ed[sweatdrops and sits down Hey Mizushi, dyou know why... [notices Mizushi half drooling and changes for the farthest seat
Mizushi[shakes head and stops drooling So, let's get answer some of the guest's questions[walks up to a girl in the crowd Hi there, what's your name?
Girl: Nefi...
Mizushi: Well, Nefi, do you have any questions for Ed?
Nefi[in a sudden excited tone Do you and Mustang really have a relationship[fangirl drool
Ed[sputters Wh-what?? NO! He's my commanding officer!
Mizushi[sweatdrop Can we save the Yaoi for the Gravitation talk shows, please[is blushing slightly
Crowd[yells Mizushi, you're a yaoi fangirl like the rest of us!
Mizushi: Yes, but I don't make pairings out of Vic-sama's characters[smiles innocently Anywho's, let's skip the questions for now! Next out, Harry Potter!
[Harry walks onto the screen and sits next to Ed
Harry: Hi, Mizushi.
Mizushi: Hi Harry!
Ed[glares at Ed
Mizushi: Umm... Did something happen? Let's go to the backstage footage.
[footage rolling
Ed[walks over to Harry Where's the stone?
Harry: What stone?
Ed: Don't play dumb with me, the Philosphers stone!
Harry: Oh, that. It's crushed. Sorry, squirt.
Ed[anime vein pops up WHO'RE YOU CALLING A SQUIRT SO SMALL YOU CAN'T SEE WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS!?
[footage stopped
Mizushi: Ummm... Okay, then, I take it those two have it out for each other now... But anyway, you two better not!
[crowd begins yelling 'Jerry, jerry!' and Mizushi turns around to see Harry and Ed in a magic/alchemy fight
Mizushi: Oh god... I knew this was a bad idea... Um, well then... I hope you all likes this first episode of FullMetalPotter... hopefully our guests won't be dead by next episode!
[Closing theme
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Sorry if it stunk, I just had to get that out of my system... I'll continue it, though... because the world of Harry Potter and the world of FMA... are so not meant to be mixed together, but it's quite entertaining if it is... BTW, I included my yaoi-obsessed sister into this (Nefi) just for the heck of it... ;