Hey there it's me again. Just got through playing the game and I thought I would be one of the first to put a fic based on the game. So I made a chapter on each team and certain activity. This one is on Franchise Force consisting of Hollywood, Fortune, and Hardtack doing a movie night. So read, enjoy, and tell me what you think.
"Meu Deus. Why did we agree to do this?" Fortune the Brazilian pirate said as she laid on her seat as she and her "team" Franchise Force were watching one of Hollywood's many films.
It all started when Carol from HR decided it would be best for the agents to spend some "quality time" together for team efficiency. So Persephone made it mandatory and split the group into their sub-teams and tries to do something for the night.
So here was Hollywood, Fortune, and Hardtack watching the movie: Jack Ravvit 3 the latest in the trilogy telling the story of an ex-cop going through the tough times in life.
"This can only go two ways: you let Sandra and Lili go or the walls get a new coating of your brains" Hollywood said as his character was at gunpoint with the kidnapper of his client's wife and her sister with them being held hostage.
"You hired thugs always wanting the next paycheck you don't see what's happening" the kidnapper said as he kept his weapon focused on the hostages.
"What do you mean?" Jack said in confusion.
"Okay I don't get it" Fortune said as she finally had enough of this nonsense.
"Like what?" the actor said surprised at his actors clueless of the film which seemed pretty straightforward to him.
"In the first film we watched; his family was murdered and he went on a rogue path of vengeance which at the end he got only he now feels empty. Then in the sequel he becomes a detective to which he crosses path with a female assassin from Russia to which they start to fall in only for her to die at the end. And now here we are where Jack relocates to Spain where he becomes the bodyguard of his employer's wife while his new partner is the bodyguard of her sister. The two only end up falling in love with their marks as they are then kidnapped; I just don't get it?" the thief explained.
"Seem pretty forward to me" Hardtack said as he munched on more popcorn.
"Yeah see Fortune, you just lack any real taste in movies unlike yours truly" Hollywood gloated getting a steamed look from his female coworker who then got an idea.
"Ok then, Hardtack what movie do you think is the greatest?" she asked innocently which made the navy man give a large grin.
AOM
"He-yaw! It's over Dragon Lady, where is he!?" demanded a topless African American where only black karate pants with matching shoes.
"Your father is working to help achieve our goals. Bushido Kai" replied a blonde woman in a red chenogasm with a dragon tattoo showing on her back.
"That's Grandmaster Bushido Kai to you" he said before launching into an impossible kung-fu move.
"RETRO!" yelled Hollywood as they were watching "Claws of the Tiger" an old kung fu movie about a martial artist whose father was taken and sets out on a quest to rescue him from a shadowy criminal organization.
"Hey man don't be disrespectin the grandmaster. Me and my dad would always watch this when I was young" the big man said.
"I have to admit it does have style" Fortune said enjoying this more than the Jack Ravvit trilogy.
"Well… it does have certain… pinash to it" the actor said.
"Ha see I knew you two would like it… uh what's pinash?" Hardtack questioned while scratching his head in confusion.
"Well I bet my movie can top both of yours" the Brazilian rogue pulled out a dvd case showing something in portugese.
"Really? Somehow I doubt that" Hollywood said as Hardtack nodded calling bullshit.
AOM
"Você ainda me amará minha rosa" the man said as held his lover close to him.
"Com todas as estrelas no céu, as flores no chão e as pérolas nos mares, meu cavaleiro" she aswered laying her head on his chest with tears in her eyes.
"OH MY GOD! GUAH! AFTER ALL THESE ALL THESE YEARS THEY FINALLY REUNITE! GUAH! HEA! HEA!" cried Hollywood as he was completely in tears at what he has been watching for the past two hours.
"WAHHH! I KNOW! I'VE KEPT IT IN MY HEART KNOWING THAT (SNIFF) THAT THEY WOULD MEET AGAIN! WAHHH!" Hardtack wailed as he blew his nose on what had to be his 10th tissue.
Fortune's movie was a romance movie on a man who traveled to rio de janero to have the best time of his life only to meet a exotic dancer who fell in love with her at first sight. Throughout the years they went through the ups and downs of romance only for them to be seperated when he was to propose to her. But in the end they met again in the U.S. and the relationship was rekindled.
Fortune only rolled her eyes at the two though she was kind of like them when she first saw it a couple of years ago.
As the movie ended the two took their time to get themselves collected before speaking to their teammate. Hollywood was the first to speak since he was the one who doubted the movie at first.
"Well Fortune I must admit, and i do say this seriously... that was one of the best romances i have ever seen in my career" the actor admitted.
"Well that's good Hollywood because that's honestly the same way i feel about you" she said endearingly.
"Yeah I- wait what?" he said as his eyes almost popped out at what the pirate just said to him. Fortune simply stood up and slowly sauntered to the PR man of MAYHEM, keeping her smoking gaze on him.
"It's true, at first i thought it was just a simple little crush but, then I realized I really do have feelings for you Rod. But then you had to go play with them while I was on that mission to get data on Legion's lairs; it really hurts you know" She said with a hurt look on her face as she then slowly got on top of the man straddling his waist.
Hardtack was at a lost of words at what was going on, here were two people who somewhat got along as coworkers are now being intimate with each other. He thought if all of this was a dream and that he fell asleep during one of the movies.
"Come on Rod Me da um pouco de açúcar" she teased as she lowered her lips inch by inch towards hollywood's. The actor could only look stunned and nervous at what was happening.
"ah...ah... Fortune I don't know what to say" the man said sweating like crazy as he was caught offguard by the woman's advances.
"I do" Fortune said as her lips were a breath away from Hollywood's before saying one word.
"Acting"
"WHAT!?" Hollywood yelled at what just happened, him being the receiving end of the same prank he did on her during the pirate's mission.
"Fortune jumped off the man and proceeded to leave the room. "This was fun we've got to do this again sometime, now I've got to do some maintenance on GLORY, Adeus todos" and with that she was gone.
Hollywood was still in shock at what happened while the navy man simply burst out laughing at the poor man.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She got you really good Woody. HAHAHAHAHA!" Hardtack as he was rolling on the ground laughing.
Needless to say, it would seem Franchise Force are bit more closer than what they originally were.
Translation:
Meu Deus- oh my god
Você ainda me amará minha rosa- You'll still love me my rose
Com todas as estrelas no céu, as flores no chão e as pérolas nos mares, meu cavaleiro- With all the stars in the sky, the flowers on the ground and the pearls on the seas, my knight
Me da um pouco de açúcar- give me some sugar
Adeus todos- good bye everybody
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