A/N: Naruto Trained FINALLY? No. New Amy-Sheldon? No. New Minecraft fanfic? YES!

John sits in the corner of his room. He is clutching a green iPhone while his laptop (he FINALLY got an alienware for Christmas.) is playing a Cupquake video. He loved her videos, and maybe he even loved her. Oh, how he hated Red. He saw a new video on the TiffyQuake channel. It was called NEWS NEWSY NEWS. He clicked play. "Hey guys its cupquake! *kiss sound*" Cupquake said in a dim tone "And Red…" Red said even dimmer. "They usually are more energetic…" John thought. "So this is our last video together…" Cupquake said, "We're getting a divorce." Cupquake said, tears welling up in her eyes. John felt bad for Tiffany, (A.K.A cupquake.) but also very happy, as he could possible win her heart. He was expecting an announcement from Tiffany the next night. *le time skip a day.* John turned on his laptop, and it quickly went to Cupquakes channel, as he had made it his homepage…he had no life. He saw the update, and it loaded. "Hey guys its cupquake *kiss sound*" Cupquake laughed, much more excited. "So I am doing a contest and whoever wins, gets to meet me! EEE!" She screamed. John's face instantly went bright white.

A/N: WHAT I AM MAKING THIS? Yes.