A bright lavender Keronian was making her way through a strange-feeling lab. Her name is Nano, an odd subject of HQ's sent to Keroro's platoon for testing. She had a large greenish-white gem for a symbol, inquisitive grey eyes, a basic black cap, and bright blue glasses. Seems like an average-at-first-sight girl, right? What do you mean no? Who needs your opinion? Actually maybe I do need- Moving on...
It had been over three weeks after her arrival, and all but one member of the platoon had gained a form of respect towards her, and she was now visiting this member. The Sergeant Major Kururu is who he's called. Yes, that's it. That's at least what Nano was informed. Who doesn't know that creep?
"Your mission is to drive on Keroro's platoon with their mission. You are required to at least gain respect from each of the members." were her orders.
"Kururu? I need to ask you a favor." Nano called out after she found him.
"What do you want this time, Nano?" he growled back.
"I need a ray gun in the form of a camera." she said.
"What is it for?" Kururu wondered without much interest.
"I want it to have the ability to change people's genders." the lavender female replied. This interested Kururu.
"Go on..." the hacker sat up straighter.
"Since Garuru's platoon is coming over in about ten days, I'll include them in the fun." Nano continued, "I will have everyone get in for a photo, but, instead of a photo, they'll be gender-flipped. Simple as that." she winked.
"Kuku~ I'm in." Kururu chuckled.
"I give you until the day before they come in." Nano sighed when Kururu went silent.
"Why only nine days?" he said darkly.
"Because I need to have it before they come in, or they'll be suspicious." Nano insisted.
"Ku~ Reasonable." Kururu sighed.
"Just the way I like it." Nano smiled, "Start on it now please." Nano walked out of the room before Kururu could say anything else.
(time skip because I can)
Nano practically danced into Kururu's lab on the day the camera was to be done.
"Hold on, miss headache! Ku~ I'm not quite done with it." Kururu growled.
"Can I at least watch you finish it, please?" Nano whined.
"Fine." the sergeant major sighed. There was no getting this girl off his shoulder, was there?
"Yay!" the lavender girl cheered victoriously.
For three agonizingly long hours, Nano unblinkingly watched the yellow devil complete the gender-camera for her.
"Ku~ Done." he said, "Now you owe me, Nano."
"I knew that from the very second you agreed to make this." Nano shrugged, "So what is it I need to do?"
"Nah, I'll tell you after the effects of the camera wear off. Kukuku~" Kururu chuckled.
"Just as expected from a guy like you." Nano said in monotone. Kururu sighed. Could he ever catch her off guard with anything? Apparantly not so far.
"Well, how about you get your butt out of my lab before I kick it out?" Kururu threatened.
"You could've been more polite." Nano grabbed the camera, dramatically turned away, and walked off.
"Tch. Snooty HQ experiment subjects. Ku~" Kururu muttered under his breath.
OH. MY. GOD. What's this? A non-crossover story? A non-MLPKero story? Ah well. It's my decision what I write and when I write it.
I found this crap lying at the bottom of my drawer and it interested me. :) It will be continued.
I am still working on the Decode sequel, so hang on and be patient, my lovely munchkins. GUMIKU out!