Here's the first poem titled 'NEVER INVITE RON OVER'. I know it's short... If you really like Ron please don't give me mean comments, I love him too. But I can totally imagine this happening XD
Never invite Ronald Weasley to your space,
He'll run around and make everything out of place,
He'll open your fridge right in front of your face,
And then eat all of the food with no grace!
Make sure not let let him in the t.v room,
Because everything there will soon go BOOM!,
Nor in your kitchen or in the bathroom,
And from learning the hard way I'll easily assume,
He'll find the perfume and try to ride your old broom,
And I can bet you you'll wish he didn't come, soon.
Not every poem will be mean... remember that