Yami's Diary
By Birdie
A/N: Wow, this one totally random fic! Okay, it contains: Yami/Dark Magician and Kaiba/Blue Eyes White Dragon. Okay, I know, weird pairings. I wrote this for Reaper, and she told me to put this up. So here it is. It's AU, set in ancient Egypt. Enjoy! --Birdie
*Day One*
My Vizier is really getting on my nerves. He kept suggesting about my Death Tomb. I think he wants me dead as soon as possible. His advice is getting really irritating so I shouted: "FOR RA'S SAKE: I'M ONLY 16 YEARS OLD!!! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DYING FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS!!!"
(A/N: I think Yami is 16, because that's about everyone else's age. His looks like he's 23, and sounds 23 in the English Dubbed, but I'm quite sure he's 16 or so)
My Dark Magician came and put his hand on my shoulder, calming down. He really knows what to do with me! My vizier walked off. He seemed to have given up.for now.
*Day Two*
The queen of Persia, Maira Valentino, sent me a letter, informing me that unless I form a treaty with the Roman General Seto Kaibarus, she is going to attack Egypt. What a fiery woman! Suddenly, vizier (who seemed to be everywhere nowadays) gave me a was tablet saying that Kaibarus is coming to Cairo tomorrow whether I like it or not!! I nearly fell off my chair and broke my arm. But to my vizier's unhidden disappointment, I didn't.
Kaibarus coming to Cairo, this is major news!
*Day Three*
General Kaibarus came, riding his Blue Eyes White Dragon. He looked really cool, and he certainly acted really cool. I greeted him at the front of the palace. Eyeing him up at down, I nearly fell over in a swoon. That arse can't be real.
"Pharaoh.?"
I snapped out of my drooling trance. "I have many names," I said, smirking slightly. "But you can call me Yami."
He nodded and we sat down in my beautiful garden and talked. We discussed looks of things over wine and honeyed bread. Dark (a/n: dark magician) came and sat by my side.
I picked a flower from a pot and put it into Dark's hair. "Are you saying to me," I said. "That you want to duel me? And the winner gets the loser's kingdom?"
"Yes." Kaibarus told me. "Do you accept my invitation?"
I laughed out loud. "Sorry, but giving away Egypt is something I can never do. Neither me nor Dark would do that."
Karibarus looked at me with utter disgust.
"You rule Egypt with a DUEL MONSTER?!" he exploded.
I nodded, blinking with confusion. "Yes, Dark is my minister, my bodyguard and my err.friend."
Dark looked at me as I missed something, but said nothing.
Kaibarus shook his head in disbelief. "You can't be serious, having a relationship with a duel monster."
I felt angry. "Dark is my partner and I love him! Besides, you go around screwing that Blue Eyes White Dragon of yours! At least *I* stick with humans!!!"
Kaibarus spluttered. "How.how did you know about me and Blue.?!" He didn't wait for my answer. "This is so stupid, I'm going. Goodbye, Yami!"
Then he left. He got on his dragon and flew away. I couldn't help but feel disappointed that I didn't know if his arse was real or not.
Dark gave me a hug in comfort.
Vizier came running in. "How did it go?"
"Not good," I answered. "We had a little disagreement on err.PERSONAL INTERESTS."
Then I walked off to the bedroom, my arms around Dark's waist.
*Day Four*
I tried to get up but Dark pushed me down again, kissing me. I forced myself to pull away from those soft, warm lips.
"No," I said hoarsely. "I must go. Duty as Pharaoh calls."
Dark pouted, but he let me get dressed.
I had my hand on the door, ready of leave. I turned back and watched Dark staring at the ceiling.
"Dark."
He turned to me.
"Don't be so sulky. You know I'd rather be with you more than anything."
He smiled and I walked away.
~*~
It's moments like these that I'd really like to be in bed with Dark. Meetings are so tedious.
Apparently, Maira has sent a troupe of soldiers to attack Egypt. My ministers started debating over which duel monsters to use for the war. I rubbed my temple and told them to shut up.
"Look, can't we just use front line soldiers and use the monsters for backup?"
There was silence, then:
"WOW!!!! That's a BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! We never thought of it THAT way!!!"
I banged my head on the table. I have GOT to STOP hiring MORONS.
*Day Five*
News have been around about a thief called Bakura, who seemed to be robbing graves. I'm not a big fan of tombs, especially those big rich ones. But what he's doing his wrong, and needs to be taught a lesson.
I stayed up very late in finishing my puzzle. It's a project I've worked on for years. I will put all my wisdom in it, and my powers. Just in case I cannot beat this Bakura. People say he's very powerful. I can only hope for the best. I could always pin up "Wanted" posters to help me, but I rather not get everyone too involved. Enough of people are hurt because of him. He must be stopped.
*Day Six*
I'm leaving today, thus concluding the diary for now. I left Dark in charge. He is very wise, besides, I can't trust my brain-dead ministers. Dark also has my puzzle, and he will break it up and hide it if I don't come back. That way no one can get my power that way.
Dark cried today because he was scared that would never come back. I held him in my arms until he sniffed up his last tear and kissed me.
"I love you." I told him.
He nodded, his eyes saying: "I love you too, Yami." He smiled his special smile for me and bid me farewell.
Goodbye, Dark. I hope this is not the end for us.
The End?
I don't know if I should do another chapter. Would you, kind reader, like that? Please review, I hope you enjoyed this!
--Birdie
A/N: Wow, this one totally random fic! Okay, it contains: Yami/Dark Magician and Kaiba/Blue Eyes White Dragon. Okay, I know, weird pairings. I wrote this for Reaper, and she told me to put this up. So here it is. It's AU, set in ancient Egypt. Enjoy! --Birdie
*Day One*
My Vizier is really getting on my nerves. He kept suggesting about my Death Tomb. I think he wants me dead as soon as possible. His advice is getting really irritating so I shouted: "FOR RA'S SAKE: I'M ONLY 16 YEARS OLD!!! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DYING FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS!!!"
(A/N: I think Yami is 16, because that's about everyone else's age. His looks like he's 23, and sounds 23 in the English Dubbed, but I'm quite sure he's 16 or so)
My Dark Magician came and put his hand on my shoulder, calming down. He really knows what to do with me! My vizier walked off. He seemed to have given up.for now.
*Day Two*
The queen of Persia, Maira Valentino, sent me a letter, informing me that unless I form a treaty with the Roman General Seto Kaibarus, she is going to attack Egypt. What a fiery woman! Suddenly, vizier (who seemed to be everywhere nowadays) gave me a was tablet saying that Kaibarus is coming to Cairo tomorrow whether I like it or not!! I nearly fell off my chair and broke my arm. But to my vizier's unhidden disappointment, I didn't.
Kaibarus coming to Cairo, this is major news!
*Day Three*
General Kaibarus came, riding his Blue Eyes White Dragon. He looked really cool, and he certainly acted really cool. I greeted him at the front of the palace. Eyeing him up at down, I nearly fell over in a swoon. That arse can't be real.
"Pharaoh.?"
I snapped out of my drooling trance. "I have many names," I said, smirking slightly. "But you can call me Yami."
He nodded and we sat down in my beautiful garden and talked. We discussed looks of things over wine and honeyed bread. Dark (a/n: dark magician) came and sat by my side.
I picked a flower from a pot and put it into Dark's hair. "Are you saying to me," I said. "That you want to duel me? And the winner gets the loser's kingdom?"
"Yes." Kaibarus told me. "Do you accept my invitation?"
I laughed out loud. "Sorry, but giving away Egypt is something I can never do. Neither me nor Dark would do that."
Karibarus looked at me with utter disgust.
"You rule Egypt with a DUEL MONSTER?!" he exploded.
I nodded, blinking with confusion. "Yes, Dark is my minister, my bodyguard and my err.friend."
Dark looked at me as I missed something, but said nothing.
Kaibarus shook his head in disbelief. "You can't be serious, having a relationship with a duel monster."
I felt angry. "Dark is my partner and I love him! Besides, you go around screwing that Blue Eyes White Dragon of yours! At least *I* stick with humans!!!"
Kaibarus spluttered. "How.how did you know about me and Blue.?!" He didn't wait for my answer. "This is so stupid, I'm going. Goodbye, Yami!"
Then he left. He got on his dragon and flew away. I couldn't help but feel disappointed that I didn't know if his arse was real or not.
Dark gave me a hug in comfort.
Vizier came running in. "How did it go?"
"Not good," I answered. "We had a little disagreement on err.PERSONAL INTERESTS."
Then I walked off to the bedroom, my arms around Dark's waist.
*Day Four*
I tried to get up but Dark pushed me down again, kissing me. I forced myself to pull away from those soft, warm lips.
"No," I said hoarsely. "I must go. Duty as Pharaoh calls."
Dark pouted, but he let me get dressed.
I had my hand on the door, ready of leave. I turned back and watched Dark staring at the ceiling.
"Dark."
He turned to me.
"Don't be so sulky. You know I'd rather be with you more than anything."
He smiled and I walked away.
~*~
It's moments like these that I'd really like to be in bed with Dark. Meetings are so tedious.
Apparently, Maira has sent a troupe of soldiers to attack Egypt. My ministers started debating over which duel monsters to use for the war. I rubbed my temple and told them to shut up.
"Look, can't we just use front line soldiers and use the monsters for backup?"
There was silence, then:
"WOW!!!! That's a BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! We never thought of it THAT way!!!"
I banged my head on the table. I have GOT to STOP hiring MORONS.
*Day Five*
News have been around about a thief called Bakura, who seemed to be robbing graves. I'm not a big fan of tombs, especially those big rich ones. But what he's doing his wrong, and needs to be taught a lesson.
I stayed up very late in finishing my puzzle. It's a project I've worked on for years. I will put all my wisdom in it, and my powers. Just in case I cannot beat this Bakura. People say he's very powerful. I can only hope for the best. I could always pin up "Wanted" posters to help me, but I rather not get everyone too involved. Enough of people are hurt because of him. He must be stopped.
*Day Six*
I'm leaving today, thus concluding the diary for now. I left Dark in charge. He is very wise, besides, I can't trust my brain-dead ministers. Dark also has my puzzle, and he will break it up and hide it if I don't come back. That way no one can get my power that way.
Dark cried today because he was scared that would never come back. I held him in my arms until he sniffed up his last tear and kissed me.
"I love you." I told him.
He nodded, his eyes saying: "I love you too, Yami." He smiled his special smile for me and bid me farewell.
Goodbye, Dark. I hope this is not the end for us.
The End?
I don't know if I should do another chapter. Would you, kind reader, like that? Please review, I hope you enjoyed this!
--Birdie