What? CompletelyAwesomeTomato wrote another Kickin It Oneshot? How surprising! But seriously, I'm having some serious writers block with my other story Separated. So I wrote this. Enjoy! DISCLAIMER.:I OWN NOTHING!
"'Sup Milton!"
"Hey Jerry. What's with the hat?"
"...whathatIdontseeanyhat?"
"Fine, you don't have a hat."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome...GOT IT!"
"AAAAIIIIIIHHHHH!"
"Holy Christmas Nuts! What happened to you're hair?"
"Nothing. Gimme back my hat!"
"Why is it...curly?"
"Hat. Give. Me. Now."
"English. Speak. Properly"
"Sigh. My sister did it, okay?"
"Why on Earth did you let your sister near you're head with scissors?"
"...shetiedmetoachair."
"What?"
"She tied me to a chair."
"..."
"..."
"So can I touch it?"
"WHAT?"
"Your hair. Can I touch it?"
"Dude no!"
"Why not?"
"Because that's weird!"
"C'mon, just once?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Just once?"
"No."
"Fine."
"Than-KAAAAAAIIIIIIHHHHH!"
Thud
"Haha! Wow, your hair is really soft."
"Dude! Milton, you've got to stop doing that."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE ITS WEIRD!"
"Right...sorry about that"
"Then wouldn't it make sense to...I dunno...GET OFF OF ME?!"
"Nope."
"Nope?!"
"You're comfortable."
"Dude?"
"Sorry. Just tired."
"Then get off me and go to sleep!"
"Fine"
"..."
"What?"
"Aren't you gonna help me up?"
"No"
"Rude."
"Fine, give me your ha-aaaahhhh!"
"Hehe. Now you're on the floor."
"So are you."
"..."
"..."
"Touché Milton. Touché."
Yeah. I dunno what happened here. Reviews make me happy and help my writers block. Later!