Dedicated to JudeUK :)
Spock loved John Cena ever since he laied eyes on him, his volcan senses tingeled. His latex ears twitched and spock almost forgot about the mission to infilutrate Earth to look for John Cena. When he found him he almost tackeld him, he wanted to hold the mans chiseled body in his arms. John Cena felt like he could bare many of Spocks Volcan children. Spock expected the task to be simple; he approched the pretty man with caution. He placed his trousers below his knees and exsposed his green skibbes. John Cena was suprised at the lack of penis Spock had, Spocks penis measured to one inch. It truly was not impressive. When he denied Spock his wild Volcan sex, Spock almost cried himself to death. This nonsense was stopped by the dipolmatic Captin himself. Captin Kirk placed his chisled hands upon Cena's face. John Cena automaticlly knew the Captins name. "Captin Kirk please take me to explore among the Enterprise crew. I will bare you many children, who will in return service the ship with menial tasks." Captin Kirk accepted and as soon as they stepped on the Enterprise they copulated.
"Oh, Captin. I feel preggo already. The baby will be strong like his father I can feel it." Captin Kirk sipped the vodka on his nightstand.
"John Cena, you must wear a dress...you'll look more like a women. You know your my woman right?" John Cena looked at Kirk and frenched kiss him.
"Why didn't he choose me? I want him to have my kids!" Spock contined to take a shot of vodka. "I'm gonna get high." He placed the blunt between his lips; inhaled. His eyes were red and he saw colors all over.
"You look great in that dress." John Cena entered the room, and took out a bag of crack from the nightstand.
TO BE CONTINUED...