DISCALIMER:NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME, ALL OF THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THIS CHAPTER BELONG TO NINTENDO.
Ike's Cooking Show
Chapter 1
It was a calm and quiet day at Smash Mansion, and most people were minding their own business, well, almost everyone. A certain blue-haired mercenary, by the name of Ike Greil, was currently preparing to air, the first episode of his brand-new cooking show, live, for the whole mansion to see. Everything was less than calm, in fact you could say that everything was rather hectic.
Smash Mansion: Main Hall: 13:00: 5 minutes until (scheduled) airing.
"KIRBY DO NOT EAT THE FRIDGE-CRASH!- NOPE NOT THAT EITHER! KIRBY GET BACK HERE!"Ike was at the end of his tether, in 3 minutes his destiny of stardom was going to go up in smoke, or should one say down into Kirby's stomach? Either way, there was absolutely no chance of this day being ruined, it was going to be the day for once, he SUCCEDED! Although, success comes with trial and error, and for Ike it was an extra helping of trial soup and error soufflé.
"IKE GREIL, I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU GET BACK HERE!" screamed an impatient Princess Peach whom was currently chasing Ike with hairspray in one hand and a comb in the other, Ike had spent the last 15 minutes chasing Kirby and he not ready to go live.
"Guys 1 minute until we go live-AAAAARGH!" Toon Link screamed as Ike's sword narrowly missed his precious hat.
"TOON LINK GET THAT PINK BALL UNDER CONTROL," Ike screamed as he was dragged away, Peach had her dainty had latched onto his ear "PEACH LET GO OF ME!"
"Absolutely not." was Peach's curt and direct reply.
After another minute everything was, by a miracle, ready.
-Smash Mansion : Main Hall 13:05 'Ike's Cooking Show' is now live on air.
Ness flicked through the channels searching for the channel where Ike's show would be on with Lucas beside him.
"Oh come on! When is this awful title sequence going to be over?" sighed Ness in an exasperated voice.
" Ike is going to make a fool of himself, again." said Lucas. Olimar, Popo, Nana, Dark Toon Link and Link walked in, everyone but Link grabbed a cushion and sat on the large leather couch filling in the remaining space, Link plopped himself into an armchair and rested his head on his chin.
Finally the title sequence ended and the show began.
"Hello all and welcome to my cooking show," greeted Ike " I'm here to show you how to cook, but first let's go over a few basics for this first episode shall we? First of all remember, always wash your hands before you start"
Ike washed his hands before continuing.
"Now, younger residents of smash mansion, you must be careful with sharp knives, you know, they're very dangerous."
Ike held up a large cooking knife with a pointed end, gestured to it and accidentally pricked his finger, he pretended to brush it off and put the knife down, while attempting to discreetly hide the fact that his finger was now bleeding. Unfortunately for Ike he could not stop the small blood flow and panic was written all over his faux smiling face.
"Ahem, excuse me" Ike casually excused himself and came back on camera with a plaster."As you can see you must be careful with knives. "Moving on, remember, be careful with ovens and fire, always get an adult to supervise you if you need to use an oven"
"What?! Seriously?! I use PK Fire, is that not clear Ike?! You numbskull." Exclaimed Ness. Lucas looked at Ike as if he was a worm in a perfect apple.
Ike turned on the hob and without thinking put his hand too close to the flame, 'twas a pity because Ike is not fireproof, Ike's hand caught fire and Ike ran off stage in a panic. Toon Link suddenly walked on and started tap dancing on the counter in front of the camera. You could hear screaming in the background "DON'T SET THE STUDIO ON FIRE!"
"GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
" BE PATIENT LADY!"
"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU NUT!"
"JUST PUT MY HAND OUT!"
"I have a right mind not to now."
"GIMME THAT- AAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"
" Hold still..."
"GEEZ WHO TAUGHT YOU FIRST AID?!"
"WELL, EXCUSE ME! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RUDE DO IT YOURSLEF"
" BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW!"
"MARIOOOO, IKE'S BEING MEAN TO ME"
"Ike how-a dare you be-a mean to my Princess!" *Mario fireball sfx*
"AAAAAAARGH YOU CRAZY MORON!"
"That's-a Mario to you."
"Looks like this'll be an interesting T.V series" observed Link
"Yup" replied everyone else in unison.
Soooo, yeah I don't have much to say but I'm quite proud of this :). There will be more. Just so you know;
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Also please do not follow this story to actually use for cooking (just putting that warning up in case)
Constructive criticism is welcome.