My Careers Advice Essay by Remus Lupin
Dear Professor McGonagall,
I was told to write about my future plans, and on this piece of parchment, I shall.
You see, Professor, this task was quite difficult of me to perform due to the particular situation I seemed to have been bitten with (get it? Bitten with?), however, with the encouragement of James and Sirius (and to a small extent, Peter...) I have decided to undertake the task bequeathed upon me.
My future plans include avoiding every single person since they'll find out I'm a You-Know-What after graduation. Avoid every single You-Know-What since they hate the fact that I live amongst wizards. Avoid every single person in general. Bite every single child on the face of the earth and raise an army that will conquer the Wizarding World. That, or I'll blow up the moon.
Just kidding.
In conclusion, I have no future.
Yours truly,
Remus J Lupin
AN: Ciao everyone! This is the THIRD story based on the marauders careers advice esaay- the first is My Careers Advice Essay Thingy by James Potter and the second is What I Want To Do In The Future by Sirius Black- and you can see both of them via my profile page. But, unlike the other two, this is much shorter (I never usually write stories this short) but it will have a second chapter uploaded soon (because, I feel Remus is a bit too bittersweet for me to leave unresolved). So, expect an update soon!
ALSO!
SUPREMELY IMPORTANT TO ALL HP FANS!
Marauders: The Gathering Storm.
It's a Fan Film based on the Marauder's Sixth Year and it is going to be EPIC. Take a minute or two to wander around their tumblr or look at their campaign video on Indiegogo. The link is on my profile page but it's easily googled if you type in (Marauders: Gathering Storm). It's unlike anything you've ever seen before- trust me. When will the opportunity arise to see the marauders, alive and on screen, again?
Anyways: read, enjoy and review!