On a rather average day Big was doing what he typically does....it wasn't average in the sense of weather or anything like that infact it was raining and thundering....and there was a shit ton of lightning to say the least about the weather but that's not what I'm talking this entire dicussion about the weather is completely unneeded AND unwanted we're just going to get around to what Big is doing at the current moment. As in the plot and what doll that I am talking about....anyways... ON TO THE PLOT.
Outside Big was fishing unafraid of anything that was out at that day, YES HE WAS STANDING IN THE GODDAMN WATER Big was no wuss and he could do whatever he wants without getting harmed one was out there as you see he had been getting several threatening letters from someone known as Lila T. Slold he knew it was a rather odd what the hey....he knew he was going to be getting laid by the end of this so does it matter if they wanted to kill him?No, no it did not.
Big pulled out one of the letters, this one was his favorite as he had read it many times much more them he had read any of the he particularly liked the threats this one contained and the fact that the letters were orange and purple instead of he was rather fond of those colors, as he read the letter outloud to himself grinning as he read it.
"Hello Big the cat, I'm watching day of your life I watch and watch for an oppurtinity,
In which I could end your live but none of come out and presented themselves to me as of yet.
So I invite you to the old lake where we can have an old discussion a very nice one.
After which I will chop off your head and feast on your innards come at 8 pm tonight.
See you tonight.
Love, Lila T. Slold."
Big held that letter close to his heart as he sat absolutely still waiting for this "secret admirer" as he saw a floating orange object on the horizen it was coming to him a red gem clearly glowing on his forehead, as he watched it coming closer he had no idea why this person was coming to the lake on the same day he he figured he would find out the scret of this creature eventually, as it came ever closer to him grinning evilly blood dripping off it's teeth as he unsheathed a knife and floated quickly at Big reached forward and held it back grabbing the knife from it's hand and throwing it to the ground.
"Running with knives is a no no, you could poke someones eye out....who are you anyways?Big is confused."
"I'm your little Lila I came to kill you like I said I would."
"Awwwww how sweet.....but now is time for some BIG THE CAT LOVIN!"
Big the cat ran at Tails Dolll as he tackled him and hugged him dry humping him at the same time as TD realised how good it felt and started calling out Big the cat's name.....in passion as they soon brought the event inside to a bed room as they jumped in the bed making out at the same time grinning aswell as the screen faded due to various censors.
-LATER-
Big straightened his tie as Tails Doll came up to a little fatter as "she" began to speak and told him the "good news"
"Big!"
"What?"
"I'M PREGNANT!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
The end.