Half-Blood Prince Haikus by DKMA
These haikus go in a very random order, so be prepared. And one talks about Spiderman. Reviews are greatly appreciated. Thanks and enjoy:-D
EDIT: Arg, I meant to have the Phlegm crossed out to be all funny-like, but I forgot. I'm embarrassed. Sorry!
0. disclaimer
j.k rowling owns
i am only a small girl
please do not sue me
the first batch
(in which there is a bit of shipping)
1. remus/tonks?
so, remus and tonks
won't they have freaky babies
he's robbed the cradle
2. let's not keep the family that close
is harry thinking?
tonks was mister black's COUSIN
that's, like, incest, yo
3. dumbledore's death
poor old dumbledore
killed by his trusted ally
is there something more?
4. all about the tiara
bill and fleur: engaged
molly is no longer mad
here's the tiara
5. the half-blood prince
who's the half-blood prince?
and who gave him that nickname?
must be a tosser
6. metamorpha-whatsit
metamorphagus
that's a long word, isn't it?
took up a whole line
7. harry/ginny
woot! harry/ginny!
and after years of waiting
nothing could go wrong
8. harry/ginnypeter/mary jane
stupid HJP
needs to watch spiderman 2
see how pete did it
9. lavender and ron: a mystery
lavender and ron
(i thought she hearted seamus!)
they snog like two eels
10. whispers at the feast
"his hand! look at it!"
murmuring fills the great hall
but he says nothing
If you have an idea for a haiku, leave it in the review. I'll have another 10 ready when I get my act together.