I'm fine and dandy, I sang.
I should have known better than to lead home dead drunk though. Alcohol was prohibited.
But it has always seemed like I had a death wish. Luck was indeed with me tonight because I ran straight into an Auror.
"Are you drunk, young man?"
His eyes are the color of a very cold snake. Funny the snake was on the blazon of my once very safe and popular family.
'What if I am?" I drawled.
"Are you provoking me?" He answered.
I just really wanted for the pain to go away.
When we apparated together, I thought I'd at least be put in jail before beaten to death. But, no, we were standing in a small lounge warmed by a very welcoming open fire.
The tall man gently pushed me on the sofa and I shrieked. Would that man assault me now?
His smirk just annoyed me further.
"Sleep it off, boy!" he said, a big goofy smile on his lips.
"You abducted me!" I cried like a girl.
"I saved your pretty ass, dickhead", he answered me before leaving for the kitchen.
Until dawn I'd hope he'd come back and ravish me properly.