AN: This is for DaniZaraki and her awesomeness that is Consider Yourselves Kitties and Man, I Miss the Kitties. The adjusted lyrics are from Heaven by DJ Sammy.

Alice sighed and nuzzled her face against Itachi's neck, unintentionally disturbing his sleeping form enough for him to wake up. He didn't open his eyes, however, and instead waited to see what the love of his life would do.

"Baby, you're all that I want…when you're lying here in my arms," She tightened her arms around him and rested her head on his chest, "I'm finding it hard to believe…we're in heaven…"

Itachi opened his eyes and gazed down at Alice's prone form. He brushed his fingers through her hair and smiled. He opened his mouth to say good morning to her, but was interrupted when she assaulted him with her own mouth. He closed his eyes again and brought his hand to the back of her head, as if afraid she would suddenly slip away if he let go.

Her tongue met his lips, seeking entrance to his cavern and he gave into her willingly, letting her explore the familiar territory before brushing her tongue with his. She then withdrew and placed a series of kisses on the corner of his mouth, going down his cheek and his neck and settling on his naked chest.

Itachi opened his mouth to speak again, but she placed a finger over his lips, silencing him effectively.

"Oh, thinking about earlier this year, there was never you and me. But now, thinking about all we have here, we are young and wild and free."

Alice nipped his neck softly and trailed back up to look into his eyes.

"Now, nothing can take you away from me. We've been down that road before, but it's over now. You keep me coming back for more!"

She kissed him again, her tongue fighting with his in a romantic duel for contact and companionship before pulling away again and staring at his eyes again. "Baby, you're all that I want…when you're lying here in my arms," She took his hand and squeezed it, her thumb running over his other fingers, "I'm finding it hard to believe…we're in heaven…"

She smiled and rested her cheek against his, lowering her voice to a mere whisper. "Love is all that I need, and I've found it right here in your heart. It isn't too hard to see…we're in heaven."

With that, Alice started kissing her sexy Uchiha once more, not letting him get a word in edgewise. She knew that it was burning at him to tell her how much he loved her too, but she owed him so much just for existing and being with her…and he was such a selfless person that he would learn to enjoy this.

She ran her free hand across his bare chest; tracing his muscles and smiling even more at his squirming when she brushed her palm against a ticklish spot. She mapped him out in her mind even as her mouth was kept busy by his until she pulled away once again and she knew Itachi was keeping himself from frowning just to humor her. And to hear the rest of what she had to say.

"Now, nothing could change what you mean to me." She watched him smirk, his free hand no longer cupping her head but brushing through her hair. "There's a lot that I could say. But just hold me now…our love will light the way."

"And now our dreams are coming true," Itachi said, talking around her. He was the one that had so much to say to her, so many ways to express his love for her. "Through the good times and the bad…I'll be standing there by you."

Alice grinned and gave him another chaste kiss before replying. "We're in heaven."

"DAMNIT YOU CRAZY BITCH COME MAKE ME FOOD ALREADY!"

Then she grimaced, "Or not."

"Art is a bang, un!"

BOOM

"You're paying for that damage out of your own paycheck!"

"But Kakuzu, I love Dei's art!"

"Brats! Do you have to do this every morning?"

"Alice! Sable got in a fight with Samehada!"

"Tobi doesn't know what we're yelling about but he's yelling too!"