He's Got Skeletons

by Lamia of the Dark

Crack humor poem about the Necromancer and his skeletons. Written for Caesar's Palace Autumn Fair Event, prompt: write a poem about skeletons.

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~ He's Got Skeletons ~

He's got skeletons,
a whole closet full of them,
and that's not a metaphor.

He's a Necromancer.
Hell yeah! Skeletons!
Skeletons everywhere.

Golems, sure, he's got those too,
and let's not forget curses,
he knows quite a few.

He's got skeletons,
and makes other fun things
out of bones, like shields and walls.

He's even got a bone wand,
for casting his spells,
and wears a Bone Helm.

'Cause he's a Necromancer.
Skeletons everywhere!
Skeletons, hell yeah.

~oOo~