Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They belong to several other people who are lucky enough to have created them. So I will stick with writing fanfiction...
Chapter 1 – The Flatmates
Loki was just enjoying his second breakfast with Pippin as shout was carried through the flat that was bigger on the inside. »Filiiiiii! Fred has stolen my DVD's! AGAIN!«, it was definetly Kili`s voice, no one could deny. Fred`s voice came in like a wrecking ball:»No I didn`t! George did! I just told him to do so!« Loki rolled his eyes `cause he knew this would be going on for ever and ever and ev- and SCREEEEEEEECH! The front door had been violently pulled out of place. A young girl with a red bandana and a black mohawk jumped in yelling: »Pew! Pew! Pew!«Pippin hid under the table while Loki grabbed the cat Chairman Meow and threw him. The girl ducked and instead of her Chairman Meow flew at a young man who had just reached the top of the staircase. He hit him in the chest and he (the man, NOT the cat) screamed:»Whoooaaoooh!« as they fell down together. His shouted `Taz' faded. The girl, Taz, shouted back: »Krayonder!« Her head snapped in Loki`s direction:»YOU! No one! Pushes! A Starship-Rrrrranger! Down! Some! Stairrrrrrs! With! A! Cat!« She pulled out a knife and Loki gave her his best `Bitch-please`. She ran towards him. Pippin took a frying pan and yelled: »For the Shire!« Merry jumped to his side shouting:»For Fr-the cat!« while grabbing a fork. There was metallic sound as pan hit knife. Both flew around the room. Taz slapped Loki,tried to fend off Merry`s fork and to kick Pippin as the window broke. »No one hurts my boyfriend«, Iron Man stated.
Loki glanced to the clock:»Tony, you are 15 minutes late. I thought you would for once use the front door. You promised!« »Sorry Honey...« Taz stood there completely petrified. Kili took his chance and knocked her out. Meanwhile Krayonder had made it to the top of the stairs again. Yapping he looked down at Taz. Fili who had came to the kitchen just now started the interrogation:»And who are you?« »The proud lord said...« Fred muttered from the door of his room, where he was leaning with George. Kili was about to start the argument about the DVD`s again, but his brother shot somewhat of a death glare which was not half as impressive as usual due to he was soaking wet because he had been in the shower as the flat had been invaded. Luckily he had a towel wrapped around himself. »Who are you? Why are you doing this shit and why are you soo bad at it?«, Fili started his bombardement with questions on poor Krayonder. Loki glanced at Tony, took his hand and tried to back away silently and slowly. They wanted to use the welcomed distraction to just this once go to the cinema being just the two of them. But like every other time it did not work out. George spotted them right as Tony laid his hand on the doorknob of the back door. »Oh, where are you going?«, he asked with an innocent tone. »Shit«, Tony cursed, »To the movies.« Loki shot him a questioning look. »They`d found out anyway...«, Tony shrugged. »We are coming with you!« everyone else shouted in joy. Krayonder tried to use this opportunity for escape. »Not so fast!«, Merry and Pippin blocked his way with a fork and a colander. »Let`s put them both in the cupboard!«, Merry said with a slight smirk. Fred and George grabbed Krayonder and carried him across the kitchen and through the living room to the biggest of their cupboards. The hobbits tried to do the same with Taz but they couldn´t agree who should take her legs, so Fili just threw her over his shoulder. Seconds later the Starship-Rangers were safely locked up in the cupboard and they all followed Tony and the trickster to the movies. Chaos was about to strike again.
AN: I know this is rather short, but more chapters are to come... This is the result of sleepless nights spent with my best friend. She also prompted me most of the stuff. So this is like co-written with her. I thank you for reading and her for being inspiring. If you would review me I would be soooooooooo happy :-)Let´s find out where this pure nonsense is heading to in the next chapters. Once more I would like to apologize for any kind of mistakes concerning the grammar or spelling, this is not beta-d nor is English my mothertongue.
Thank you for reading I hope you enjoyed,
the Shadowcat :-P