By: Cassandra E. Cardos
Alice Liddell age 9 claims that before officials found her in a rabbit hole, she was in a World Of Wonder and violence. She was questioned by police and deemed mentally unstable.
"I followed an unconventional white rabbit who seemed to be wearing a colorful waistcoat and carrying a gold pocket watch. I was curious why the rabbit was in such a hurry. Following the White Rabbit led me to a place that I call Wonderland" explained Alice.
According to local police officers they have so far concluded that Alice must have fallen asleep in the rabbit hole after a tutoring session with her sister, who was in hysterics upon realizing that the girl had not followed her home.
Detectives Benson and Stabler anticipate that Alice might have also hit her head very severely, and that "Wonderland" is a temporary belief.
"Before my journey into Wonderland, a long vertical tunnel came into view as I was accelerating down the rabbit hole, it seemed to be made up of various rooms and household objects. The only thing that held my interest to continue was when I was at the end of the tunnel where a door was shown. It was not like the others. This door led to a beautiful garden beyond." Alice said.
Detective Benson claims, "Alice describes a world of wonder and violence beyond the extent of what could be concocted by the wind of such a young child. I am concerned for her, which is why I am sitting through her tales of mystery and disturbia."
Alice had described a tea party she went to in this mystical land. At this mysterious tea party Alice talked about unbirthdays with the creatures of "Wonderland." she describes unbirthdays as being every day except your birthday. "These need recognition." Alice said.
"The Mad Hatter and the March Hare (guests at the tea party) attempted to amuse me with some of the most ridiculous insults I have ever heard in my nine years. I was so irritated that I turned on one heel and left the no longer beautiful garden." Alice pronounced
"Alice's tale continued in a similar way. She told of bizarre happenings and occurrences. " said Police Officer Kent.
Alice mentions a Chesir cat that helped her through the unknown territory. Alice explained that the cat led her to the Queen of hearts garden. She mentioned how cruel the queen was to her subjects. She said that the queens subjects were nervous because they had accidentally planted white roses in the her garden, and had to paint them red so she wouldn't behead them.
Detective Benson said, "Masses of people in the police station stopped functioning for a moment just to hear more of this young lady's tales."
The story continued with Alice telling of a crouquet game that took place between her and the Queen, during which The Chesire cat was harassing and irritating the queen so she demanded that the Chesire Cat be deprived of his head. "The Queen was so baffled when she realized the cat could be reduced to a floating, grinning head, and therefore could not be beheaded." Alice said while laughing.
"Everyone in the police station that was listening in on the story started laughing", Says Detective Stabler. "The story soon ends with Alice being chased out of Wonderland. Alice claims that the police officers that were there had saved her."
Before Detective Benson and Stabler granted permission for Alice to Leave with her sister, they asked "Whatever happened to the white rabbit?"
Alice responded with " His path was lost to me among the twisting stories and colorful words of the creatures in a land I never dared hope to encounter."
The Detectives had thanked her for her story, and told her to stay in bed to get a good nights sleep. Detective Benson said "The young have such imaginations, too bad when they grow up not all of them will still have them."