Ino walked happily through the streets of Konoha, occasionally waving at someone she knew. Today had so far been a very good day, and she loved it. She normally had days in which she would have to listen to her father drone on and on about how she had to be careful now a days due to the fact that an unidentified Akatsuki member had been sited a good ten miles away from Konoha, and they all feared the worst, naturally. Ino, of course, knew that it was not bloody likely that an S-ranked missing nin would come all the way to Konoha to kill her, let alone to even talk to her. It was preposterous, and she knew it. But today her father was on a mission, so she jumped at the opportunity to do the things she needed to without her father breathing down her neck. Today she needed to pick a bouquet of rare flowers from deep inside the forest outside of Konoha so that she could continue to plant it in the garden so that she would be able to sell it in the summer.
She finally made it to the gates and, explaining to the guards what she was gonna do and that she had permission from the Hokage, walked out casually. Once she was out of site of the guards, she began running. She wanted to finish this quickly so that she could relax the rest of the day. She was running so fast and not paying attention to what she was doing, she didn't notice a tree root that was sticking up out of the ground and tripped on it. She started to fall down, but just as she was about to hit the floor, she felt someone catch her. She quickly caught her balance and looked up. There stood a man with her exact same hairstyle. Her eyes widened with anger and surprise, but then she realized that he was wearing an Akatsuki cloak, and she quickly threw her arms out in front of her to protect herself from the pain she thought was going to come. But it never did.
"What are you doing, un?" she heard him ask. She slowly opened her eyes and dropped her hands back down.
"Aren't you going to kill me?" she asked.
"Why would I kill you, your not harming anyone, un" he answered.
"But…I don't get it…aren't you supposed to kill anyone that gets in the way of your mission?" she asked.
"And just what would my mission be, hmm?" he asked her. She shrugged.
"How am I supposed to know?" she asked, forgetting for the tenth of a second that he could kill her with his hands behind his back.
"Well then how do you know I'm on a mission at all, yeah?" he asked her.
"Well…I suppose I don't. So if your not on a mission, what are you here for?" she asked.
"I never said I wasn't on a mission, un," he replied, a smirk growing on his lips.
"So then…wait a second, so if your on a mission why haven't you killed me?" she asked, now completely confused.
"I never said I was on a mission either, yeah," he said, his smirk growing into a smile.
"Ugh, never mind. How about we make a deal: I won't try to fight you if you just kill me quickly. I don't think I want to die a painful death," she said. He raised an eyebrow at her.
"Who said I was going to kill you, hmm?" he asked.
"So then what are you gonna do?!" she asked, getting a bit annoyed that he was being so dumb.
"Kidnap you, un," he said bluntly.
"Kidnap me? Why?" she asked.
"I don't know, un," he replied simply, examining his fingernails.
"You can't just kidnap me for no reason!" she cried.
"Says who, un?" he asked, raising his eyebrow at her again.
"Well…I do!" she yelled.
"Well, let's try to compromise here, un. I won't have to kidnap you if you just come with me willingly, hmm" he said in a smart-ass tone.
She glared at him.
"No, I refuse to come with you," she said stubbornly.
"Well then I'll have to kidnap you, un," he told her, picking her up by the waist and throwing her over his shoulder. She began to kick and scream, trying to get him to let go of her. He summoned his giant clay-bird thingy and jumped on, Ino protesting the entire time.
"Let go of me!" she yelled, kicking him hard in the stomach. He ignored her and set her down gently in front of him.
"Hang on, yeah," he told her as the bird took off. Ino, who was ironically terrified of heights, clung onto him, burying her head in his cloak. She didn't care if he was a member of a criminal organization; he was the only thing she had to hold on to. Though she would of course never know, he was rather enjoying having a pretty blonde girl holding onto him for dear life. He smiled triumphantly and wrapped his arms around her for comfort. She moved closer to him, moving her knees up so that they were not hanging off the bird, and he felt her start shaking. He chuckled to himself and took the bird higher, making her whimper in fear.
"Please go lower," she said into his chest.
"Give me one good reason, un," he said.
"Because I'll bite you if you don't," she said, her face still buried in his cloak.
"What?" he asked, barely understanding what she said until she bit him hard on the shoulder.
"What the hell, un!?" he asked, letting go of her to rub the spot where she bit him. She dug her fingers into his back out of fear because she felt she had less support after he let go of her.
"Fly lower," she said through gritted teeth.
"Fine, fine, un," he said, shaking his head and taking the bird lower.
Ino continued to cling to Deidara the whole way to base, which was fine with Deidara because he wouldn't have to knock the blonde out so that she wouldn't see where it was. He landed the bird and left it in the forest, not really caring what it would do after that as long as it was there when he needed it next time. He picked her up bridal style and carried her in, wondering if she knew she was no longer in the air. He looked down at her and realized, much to his surprise, that she had fallen asleep. He chuckled lightly and then took her directly to his room to avoid anyone waking up the sleeping angel. He laid her down on his bed and then walked out to give his report to Leader. Plus he didn't want to be there when is new sub-ordinate woke up.
A/N Okay so this is my first DeiIno ever, please try not to be harsh in the review that I'm demanding. Yes, I'm demanding reviews now. I don't think it's fair that I take a lot of my time from the day to write and update these stories and then you ungrateful readers don't leave me a review, so I'm demanding reviews now. Thank you to all of those who have reviewed though, I am very glad you like my stories and I'm more than happy to update them for you because you went out of your way to tell me you wanted me to, which is all authors ever really want.
Anyways, this idea came to me when I was listening to music and watching my lava lamp (Oe yes I watch my lava lamp, it's fun) and it was originally supposed to be a Itaino story but I like it this way much better, don't you? If not, let me know in your review. Seriously people, I'm not kidding. LEAVE A FREAKIN REVIEW!!
Anyways, thanks for reading! I'll try to update soon, but it depends on the reviews I get. And for those of you who have read my "You blew your chance", this is the reason I haven't been updating that story. I really wanted to start this story up and see what you guys think but now that I got chapter one off my chest I'll be able to write up chapter five for "You blew your chance". That and I got a week for Spring Break and I'm taking advantage of it, trust me. Okay, so that's all I wanted to say! Bye my lovely readers/reviewers (if you're a reader you have to be a reviewer. It's a requirement now)