This fic is about the one and only MISSINGNO.! My notes: I had to do a ridiculous amount of research for this story. It's worth it, though.
Missingno.: Bzzzz?
Me: Oh right! I don't own the pokemon franchise!
Glitch. Destroyer. Deleter. Not a pokemon. Missingno. That is me. I'm a ghost-thing that looks similar to a haunter. No form, no purpose. Did Arceus create me as a normal or a legendary? Was I a mistake? Who am I? First, let me introduce myself.
My name is Missingno. I'm just your average ghost-thing wreaking havoc on your hall of fame order, your face, your dignity. They call me glitch. That name hurts, it really does. I like water, I don't know why. I've been caught by a few trainers. Oh, one hundred-thousand at least. It's not much. Five hundred-thousand lost to me, and fifty thousand lost everything. The rest, they had no use for me so I was released.
Thank Arceus there are more like me. To clear this up, we're not related. My closest friend is M'. She's cool. My gender? Girl. My happiness level? Zero. It's tough living out here.
For the sake of legendaries, I have feelings! I'm a pokemon for pitty's sake! I'm just as special as all of you. I just... want the right trainer to come along. I want a trainer to care for me, to use me in battles, love me, use me. I can be strong! I can!
But noooo. They use me for experiments, tests, battles for my strength, then release me like I'm a disposable camera! What do people want with me?
"Why are you talking to yourself?"
I jump-floated. "M'! I was in the middle of something."
M' doesn't look anything like me. She's a collection of... stuff. Most of my friends look like that. I'm the only one that has a form.
She made a buzzy laugh. "Sure you were. I was swaying around when I spotted you. Need to talk?" She sounded comforting.
"I'm okay, really." I lied.
It's also worth to note that M' practiced her accent until it was perfect. At first she had the most awkward language and accent ever. It went 'bzzz...zzz...bzz.' She taught herself English and perfected it into an American voice, thankfully. Whew! I'm glad she did, 'cause I couldn't understand a word she said. Now how hard does that sound? Pretty darn hard there. She sometimes has a 'zzz' in her s's. But it's rare. Her laugh is buzzy though.
I nodded. "I'm okay. Just a bit down."
"Why?"
"No human wants me for myself. I want to be respected for what I am. And I'm a battler!"
M' shivered. "Not me. I only battle if I'm attacked." M' is always left alone. She has a reputation to accidentally kill others if touched.
"You'll find one soon No. Just you watch." She twirled, which was her way of smiling proudly. M' swayed slowly. "You know, I invited some others to your place," She shook, which was a blush, "without permission. Sorry, I should of asked you first."
"That's fine. Who'd you invite?" I asked, curious.
She glowed a little, which was a relief sign. "A few, just ?, LM4, PoKe, Z4, and your siblings."
My siblings. One's a thing of... stuff that looks like a backwards L (named L), a yellow one, (named Yellow), and a skeleton Kabutops (S.K.) and Aerodactyl (S.A.). What about the ghost form? Well, anyone can figure that one out. The ghost one is me! Durr...
"Aw snap. My siblings?" I don't like them. I'm such a baby because I'm the youngest. I'll show them!
M' nodded. "Hey, they're family. Considering I'm an only child, I don't know why you dislike them so. I wish I had family..." She vibrated, which was a sadness emotion.
I put my hand on her side. "Believe me, you don't want any. But we're so close we're like sisters! We can be half-sisters, okay?"
M' jumped and twirled. "Wow! A half-sister! I'm the luckiest glitch in the world!"
"We're not glitches M'. We're pokemon!"
"Right then, I'm the luckiest pokemon in the world! Come on, they're waiting."
A smile crept on in my face. Boy, am I glad I have a friend named M'!
So we set off to my place.