Scary Movie
- Well here it is, R&R Its not actually based off of a Scary Movie...oh just stop making me explain my pathetic stupid story and read it already! -
Tenchi-Its a dream come true
Aeka-How beautiful
Mihoshi-...Pickle
Ryoko-What a dump
Sasami-Okay everybody hold hands! The Masaki Family makes their way across the street to a hotel *lightning strikes*
Noboyuki-Wow this place reminds me of my first honey moon..
Noboyuki continues to mumble to himself then walks into a tree and dies
Ryoko-Oh shit the old man just off'd himself..
Everyone-shrugs and continues walking
Tenchi-I hope that wasnt a sign of horrible unmentionables that might happen to us in the near future
Everyone-*raises eyebrow*
The group walks into the Hotel.........
Mihoshi-Wow I've never been to Disney Land!
Kiyone-Look Mihoshi its mickey mouse *rolls eyes*
Mihoshi runs toward a pillar squeaking then hits her head and becomes dumber..she then forgets how to breath and starts choking..if you havent guessed already..she died
Tenchi-The apple doesnt fall far from the tree does it!
Ryoko-Tenchi shut the fuck up
Tenchi stares at ryoko and starts walking in circles around her..Ryoko trips him and laughs evily as he falls on his ass
Sasami-Okay lets get to our rooms!
Yosho-Ah yes Sasami lets get to our room
Ryoko-.....Yosho your not in this story...this isnt Playboy, thats on the next set so buzz off
Yosho rubs his head and walks off the set..seconds later you hear a splash
Ryoko-Ooops, I think he just hit the Remake of Titanic
Everyone-*winces*
The remaining few (Sasami, Kiyone, Aeka, Tenchi, and Ryoko) begin their way up the twisted set of stairs
Aeaka-I see the oblivious minded fools HAVE NOT YET NOTICED.....my evil plan of destruction BUHAHAHA....HAHAHHAHA
Aeka stops to breathe
Aeka-HAHAHAHAHA.......
Everyone-*stares at Aeka*
Ryoko-You dumass Aeka, I told you to stop thinking aloud, thanks for ruining the whole plot for us I mean the audience was supposed to think Tenchi was the cold blooded kill..er...and....
Tenchi throws his hands up in the air
Tenchi-I am SO getting my agent and telling him I am THREW with all these sad atempts of making me try to be the bad guy in all of this!
Sasami-But Tenchi....you are the bad guy
Tenchi-oh....right
Ryoko-oh fuck this where the hell is my Stylist, this whole "horror movie" look is so not working for me
Sasami starts crying
Aeka continues laughing
Tenchi-WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THAT CRAZY BITCH UP!
Ryoko tells Aeka she is ugly and Aeka dies
Sasami-THANK YOU!
Ryoko tells Sasami her food sucks and Sasami dies too
Tenchi-RYOKO WHAT DID YOU DO!
Ryoko-..sorry it was just fun.....
Ryoko turns to Tenchi her hands behind her back and a evil grin on her face
Tenchi-OH NO PLEASE NOT ME TOO!
Ryoko-....what
Ryoko pulls a dildo from behind her back
Ryoko-I just like it up the butt got a problem?!!?!
Ryoko and Tenchi run off the set and elope............
The End
- Well here it is, R&R Its not actually based off of a Scary Movie...oh just stop making me explain my pathetic stupid story and read it already! -
Tenchi-Its a dream come true
Aeka-How beautiful
Mihoshi-...Pickle
Ryoko-What a dump
Sasami-Okay everybody hold hands! The Masaki Family makes their way across the street to a hotel *lightning strikes*
Noboyuki-Wow this place reminds me of my first honey moon..
Noboyuki continues to mumble to himself then walks into a tree and dies
Ryoko-Oh shit the old man just off'd himself..
Everyone-shrugs and continues walking
Tenchi-I hope that wasnt a sign of horrible unmentionables that might happen to us in the near future
Everyone-*raises eyebrow*
The group walks into the Hotel.........
Mihoshi-Wow I've never been to Disney Land!
Kiyone-Look Mihoshi its mickey mouse *rolls eyes*
Mihoshi runs toward a pillar squeaking then hits her head and becomes dumber..she then forgets how to breath and starts choking..if you havent guessed already..she died
Tenchi-The apple doesnt fall far from the tree does it!
Ryoko-Tenchi shut the fuck up
Tenchi stares at ryoko and starts walking in circles around her..Ryoko trips him and laughs evily as he falls on his ass
Sasami-Okay lets get to our rooms!
Yosho-Ah yes Sasami lets get to our room
Ryoko-.....Yosho your not in this story...this isnt Playboy, thats on the next set so buzz off
Yosho rubs his head and walks off the set..seconds later you hear a splash
Ryoko-Ooops, I think he just hit the Remake of Titanic
Everyone-*winces*
The remaining few (Sasami, Kiyone, Aeka, Tenchi, and Ryoko) begin their way up the twisted set of stairs
Aeaka-I see the oblivious minded fools HAVE NOT YET NOTICED.....my evil plan of destruction BUHAHAHA....HAHAHHAHA
Aeka stops to breathe
Aeka-HAHAHAHAHA.......
Everyone-*stares at Aeka*
Ryoko-You dumass Aeka, I told you to stop thinking aloud, thanks for ruining the whole plot for us I mean the audience was supposed to think Tenchi was the cold blooded kill..er...and....
Tenchi throws his hands up in the air
Tenchi-I am SO getting my agent and telling him I am THREW with all these sad atempts of making me try to be the bad guy in all of this!
Sasami-But Tenchi....you are the bad guy
Tenchi-oh....right
Ryoko-oh fuck this where the hell is my Stylist, this whole "horror movie" look is so not working for me
Sasami starts crying
Aeka continues laughing
Tenchi-WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THAT CRAZY BITCH UP!
Ryoko tells Aeka she is ugly and Aeka dies
Sasami-THANK YOU!
Ryoko tells Sasami her food sucks and Sasami dies too
Tenchi-RYOKO WHAT DID YOU DO!
Ryoko-..sorry it was just fun.....
Ryoko turns to Tenchi her hands behind her back and a evil grin on her face
Tenchi-OH NO PLEASE NOT ME TOO!
Ryoko-....what
Ryoko pulls a dildo from behind her back
Ryoko-I just like it up the butt got a problem?!!?!
Ryoko and Tenchi run off the set and elope............
The End