Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: A boy works hard to find love and protect a friend from harm...but a twin sister wants to ruin his hardwork and let her friend get hurt in order to save a PIG. And successfully guilt trips him with a temper-tantrum...
Why people consider this a happy ending is beyond me...
But never mind...today we'll flip the script...but NOT in the way you'd expect...
Dipper glares as his twin Sister begins to beat her head against a totem...
"You're not guilt-tripping me, Mabel. Not this time." Says Dipper flatly.
Mable continues on...
Dipper rolls his eyes, "Come on, Mabel, I know you. You're gonna forget about this in a day! -takes time machine out of pocket- Here! Hey! I'll prove it!" He starts to activate it-
ZAP!
Dipper's eyes go wide as Mable zaps into existence before him. "Wha- Mable?!" He turns around to see the first Mable still banging her head against the Totem.
He turns to the second, "What is going on her-
The second Mable snatches the time time-tape from Dipper's hand and smashes it to the ground, she then stomps on it until it's a useless pile of scrap.
"Wha- Mable, why did you do that!?" Shouted Dipper in shock.
"Forget about me Dipper," said the second Mable.
Dipper looked at her stunned, "Wha-
"I'm not worth it Dipper, I'm not worth your love, I'm not worth your anything. I'm a selfish, spoiled brat...who gets everyone she loves killed at the end of summer."
Dipper gaped at her horrified, "Mable- Wha- What are you- How dose that happen?"
"I ruin everything rather then let you leave me...rather then let you live your dream...'If you love something...set it free...' And that's just what I'm going to do now."
Dipper was speechless...he doesn't know what to say.
Suddenly, Mable starts to fade away...she smiles at this, "Good...just like I thought...the bad future is gone now...Dipper, promise me you'll forget about me, find happiness, and find love...promise me."
Dipper is in tears...but nods, "I promise." They gave each other one last 'awkward sibling hug' for the road...
"Also, when the federal agents come...don't show them anything and trust Grunkle Stan, you won't regret it. And try to make Pacifica happy too, trust me...she's nicer then you think..."
And like that...she was gone...
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Thanks to Mable's sacrifice...
Dipper ended up dating Wendy within a couple weeks...
He found about how abusive Pacifica's parents were, and helped free her...
He made a stable Tyrone clone and gave it to Pacifica to date...
Ford arrived without much fuss...and eventually made Dipper his apprentice...
The Summer ended without any trouble...with narry a dorrito in sight...
Dipper spent the rest of his life in Gravity Falls...
As did Miserable Mable...forever banging her head against that totem...
"And far as I know..."
Said Slenderman to the audience as he ditches his 'future Mable' disguise...
"She's still there..."
He tosses the abandoned Mable a bone...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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