A/N: HEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOO! What have you guys been up too? Me? Writing new fics that most of you guys will hopefully find hilarious. This fic is about Claire in school. I will point out, so that none of you will be confused, the school that Claire goes to, has the high school and middle school in one, so the school is extra big and is, like, maybe, five stories high. Yeah, pretty big. And yes, I have another high school fic, which I don't really need, but hey, I have a good idea. I have another one that is to come up so stay tuned on Kat's epic channel of epicness! Floopy, I'm gonna borrow Luke and Kurt for this chapter right now, okay!
Maya and Gill: Kat AKA HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE doesn't own Harvest Moon or any of it's characters.
Vivi: WARNING: Claire uses very foul language, including the f word.
Jack Clemins was the most handsome, cute, funny, cute, nice, cutest guy ever. Did I mention cute? I stared at him as he laughed with his friends about some other funny joke. He was really popular.
Me? I'm a loser. The only reason a person would know me would be because of my friends, Karen and Popuri. They are very talkative and have a BUNCH of friends, so they always talk to someone and in an instant, they'll know everything that has happened the whole week. I had ruined my whole reputation of being a nobody when a somebody, Kai Summers, noticed me. He spent most of his time trying to court me and all sorts of shit like that. Excuse my language. I get my foul mouth from my mother. My father chose drugs over my mom and all she's been doing lately is cuss and cry and be a freaking low life loser, who's moping about something that will never happen.
Back on subject, Popuri had a huge crush on Kai, I hated Kai. Kai likes me, Popuri finds out and she hates me. I explain things to her, She likes me again. Big kinda shit. I honestly think Kai is a no good ass that deserves to burn in hell, but that's MY opinion of him. Speaking of the little asshole, here he is now.
"What do you want, Kai? And if you're asking me on a date, then fuck off." I groaned.
"Somebody's certainly finding new words in their dictionary. And come on sweet thing, any girl in this whole school would literally die to have a date with me, and you're refusing?"
"What did I just tell you a minute ago? Fuck. Off."
Kai's best friend, Gray walked up. "Kai, I think it's obvious she doesn't want to go on a date with you." He said, grabbing Kai by the ear.
"Ow, ow, ow! Knock it off, I'll leave her alone!" Kai cried. I let out small laugh as Kai stomped away. Gray sat down. He was nice and I was glad we were friends, but Gray had a pretty nasty temper. "How's it been going for you, Claire? Any luck with Jack?" he asked. Yeah, he knew about my crush. Only he and Ann knew, actually. "No luck…You and Mary?" I muttered, sighing at the end of the sentence.
Gray blushed. He always did when I brought Mary. "Ah, come on, man! You can tell me! I promise I won't say a word!" I exclaimed, patting his back. He groaned, "Do I have to tell you?"
I gave him a look that said, 'Really? You're asking that? Didn't I, like, just demand you to do something?' He let out another groan before whispering, "I screwed up…"
He was probably hoping I didn't hear, but oh, how wrong he was. "WHAT?" I shouted, attracting some attention from some people nearby. "Sorry, nothing's going on over here! Go back to…whatever you guys do!" I called out to them.
I turned back to Gray, "What did you do, now?" The bell rang and we both got up.
"I…I had gotten ticked off because I failed a test…again, and well, I sorta yelled at her…" he explained. I face palmed. "Oh, Gray…you'll never learn will you? I'll just have to help you win her back, then!" I exclaimed, pointing to the skies.
He nodded and opened the door that led inside and we both went in the school. "Do you want to come over today? Ann and Kai are gonna be there, though." Gray asked. I nodded and the warning bell rang, signaling that we only had one minute to get to class. "Bye Gray!" I said, breaking into a run to class.
I made it into the class just in time and our teacher, Vesta, happily clapped. "Wonderful! All of you are here of the first day of school!" she cheered. I knew Vesta pretty well. Her farm wasn't far from my families' and since she was the aunt of Celia, I visited often. Oh, allow, me to explain, Celia and Ann are my best friends. Celia lives about five minutes away from me and Ann is about thirty minutes away.
Vesta began explaining what the class was about and some stuff like that. When she said the word author, my head snapped up and I listened intently to what she was saying.
"This is NOT algebra! This is NOT science. This class IS Language Arts. Here, you will read and learn more about writing. I expect you to listen as I am giving lectures and projects turned in before or on the due date. I will not accept late assignments and if I don't get one from you, it will be a zero. Papers with no names will have twenty points taken off and without a date, ten points. Did you get all of that?" she explained. A chorus of "Yes mam"'s rang throughout the room. I looked around the classroom. I knew a few people there like Mary, Elli, Rock, Eve, Kurt, and Luke.
Next to me sat Mary and on the other side, Kurt. I quickly pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled down a few sentences.
'Hey Mary, I heard Gray yelled at you again. Are you okay and planning to make up with him?-Claire'
I took a moment to draw a little sly face, make a little talking bubble, and write, "I know everything," in it.
Quickly, I put the note on her desk, making sure Vesta didn't see. She didn't, but Kurt did. 'What?' I mouthed to him, seeing as he had a raised eyebrow at me. He was a pretty good friend of mine, not the best, but good and he knew when I was lying and stuff like that. 'I thought you disapprove passing notes.' He mouthed back. I remembered last year, I had caught him passing a note to his brother, Joe, and I got mad and started a little rant about it. I let out a laugh and noticed the note back on my desk.
'I don't know, probably, Gray is Gray, no changing him. He has a temper, but that's why I like him.-Mary'
Yes, Mary had a crush on Gray,too. I've been trying to pair them up forever, but Gray is too stubborn and Mary is too shy. Plus, when I tell them that they like each other, they don't believe me and I always try to get them too confess to each other, but it usually ends in one of them running away, blushing. Why are they so stinking complicated?
"Why don't we all introduce ourselves, now? We'll start with….you!" Vesta suddenly spoke up, pointing at Mary. She looked up, horrified. "Y-yes mam…" she mumbled, walking up to the front of the room.
"H-hi, my name is Mary. I l-love to read and I wish to b-be and author." She spoke. Vesta gave her a thumbs up and Mary hurried back to her seat. Vesta chose me next.
"Hello! My name is Claire and I'm a bit like Mary, I love to read and want to be an author! I can be pretty cruel to people I don't like, okay!" I happily chanted and sat back down. Kurt was next and all he said was his name and that he loved to chop wood, which caused Luke to jump up and scream, "YEAH! CHOPPING WOOD IS EXTREME!" which gave Luke a detention for one hour.
The rest of class, we all just introduced ourselves and stuff until the bell rang. Everyone crowded out of the class and hurried off to their next class.
A/N: I'm gonna tell you, I'm thinking of discontinuing We Must Escape High School. If you guys don't want it discontinued, I will put it on a hiatus until I finish this story because I already have the whole plot planned out and everything. There isn't really a plot behind WMEHS and it's just to get laughs out of people. I hope you guys liked this and could you tell me in a review what you think I should do about WMEHS!
Peace!
-Kat