The Easter Event
By: EmperorMoo4prez
As I, Fred0208 strolled around Falador in my magic armor looking for guards to kill to raise experience, I saw a peculiar cape and emotion. My friend Revilo331 had just logged on telling me about the new Easter Event for 2008. I figured that was from the event and I headed south toward the Easter Bunny's hole. It took me a few minutes to find his hidden eggs scattered across western runescape. As I headed down to see the bunny, I noticed something terrible. It was my friend Fred0283 and his clan terrorizing every single bunny in sight! You see, my friend and I had gathered enough people for two full clans to have a clan war after the event. "I guess you couldn't wait," I mumbled to myself as I disguised myself and called to my clan for help. Once we were all there, we tied my friend's clan up and covered up their mouths. I did not cover Fred0283's mouth. I was screaming at him, "Why are you terrorizing these little and fluffy bunnies?!" "Well, uh, see the thing is, they had a lot of leftover Easter Eggs from last year and I wanted to sell them for a ton of cash..." he spat out. "Sigh, you were and still always be a beggar," I said disappointedly. "Give me the eggs, all of them," I said to him angrily. After he handed them over, I returned them to the Easter Bunny and told the clans to leave. Fred0283 and I stayed. After the Easter Bunny rewarded me and banned Fred0283's clan from the hole for eternity, we headed up to clan wars. My clan was training on zombies while we past. There was a rev. werewolf there and we attacked it. It killed Fred0283 in seconds. We eventually owned Fred0283's clan and became the best clan in runescape.