Mukahi and Shishido were bored, lazing around at the tennis courts' audience area, waiting for Atobe to pick them up. It was mostly Atobe's fault that they were stranded at an empty courts.
"SHISHIDO, I'M BORED!" Mukahi whined.
"Then do something…" Shishido replied lazily.
"Like what?!"
"…look at the bugs or something…"
"Why the HECK would I want to look at insects and bugs?!"
"Because you're bored…"
"Good point, my friend"
"I'm not your friend."
"Humph!" Mukahi huffed and went over to a tree.
A few minutes later…
It was quiet…too quiet, in Shishido's opinion. But the blissful silence was shattered by Mukahi's screeching voice.
"OH NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT WILL RUIN YOU INNOCENCE!"
"What…the…hell?" Shishido went over to Mukahi, who was at the trees on the other side of the courts. He walked over there and saw him looking at…snails.
"FINE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT THE PROPER WAY!"
"…"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UKE, DAMMIT!"
"Dude, what the hell?!"
"Shishido, these snails are doing 'IT' all wrong!"
"…"
"See!" Mukahi pointed at two snails. The smaller snail seemed to be gliding up the bigger snail's back.
"…?"
"The small one is supposed to be Uke but he's dominating the bigger snail!"
"…"
"-GASP- THE SMALLER ONE IS RAPING THE BIGGER ONE!"
"…"
Mukahi was no engrossed in seeing the smaller snail rape the bigger snail while telling Shishido every single moment that was happening and Shishido had somehow cracked, hearing the details about it. But Shishido was snapped out of his thoughts when he was pulled by Mukahi and they were making there way to the limo, which had finally arrived.
"Dude, you finally stopped watching the snails?" Shishido asked.
"I didn't stop watching them. THEY stopped doing 'IT' after 2 minutes. I mean like, Sheesh, I researched that snails usually take up to 15 hours to do 'IT'!"
"…"
"But those snails have low stamina. Instead of 15 hours, they only do it for 2 minutes!"
"…"
"You know what? I'm going to start breeding sails that have high stamina!" Mukahi cheered. "And then, I'm going to learn from the snails on how to endure my low stamina!"
"Right…"
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