Thor stood outside his brother's room. He'd been hearing thuds and shouts from Loki's room all day. He was planning on ignoring his brother; Loki's frequent temper tantrums amused him to no end. As soon as the shouts escalated to near-screams, Thor started to worry, and he decided to open the door just a tiny bit so he could see what was going on.

"Argh! Damn this blasted game! I didn't even touch the bloody pipe! Gah!" Loki was frantically pacing around the room like a madman, holding what looked like one of those mortal gadgets that Thor had seen Jane using before. A telephone, was that what it was called? He assumed Loki had stolen it from some poor soul on Midgard.

"Loki, calm down! What's the meaning of all this noise?" Thor says, opening the door fully and stepping into the room. Loki, startled, quickly snaps around to look at Thor.

"Fuck off, Thor! Norns, this damned game. Flappy Bird," Loki spits. "I feel like it has sucked a thousand years out of my being. I shall never sleep again. Every time I reach 7, this stupid bird feels the need to embrace the bloody pipe! WHAT A SLUT! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, YOU STUPID BIRD, HUH?! YOU BIG-EYED COCK!"

Thor took a careful step towards Loki and glanced at the phone that Loki held in his shaking hand. He became concerned that Loki might just explode at any second. "Wow, it's eyes are almost as big as your ego, Loki!" Thor laughed. Loki did not. "Can I have a go?"

Loki handed him the phone with a glare, and said "You can try, but don't expect to be any better at it than I am. This game was created by the worst demons I-"

Loki froze. Thor had already passed his score, working his way up to 20 points. Loki felt a bubbling heat rise up in his body, anger simmering inside of him. He remained completely silent as he felt an overwhelming rage boil to the surface, just as Thor hit 40.

"NO! NO, NO NO!" Loki lashed out at Thor, knocking the phone from his brother's hand and watching the bird fall flat on its dumb beak.

"Aww, I was doing so well!" Thor said, chuckling a little. Loki looked like he was about to cry.

"You're a cheater! This is some kind of trick!"

"You're the trickster god, Loki, not me."

"Fuck off, Thor."